I just paid an exorbitant amount of money to fix our problem toilet, but the good news is I can now successfully flush money down the drain!

I never thought I'd say this, but I just want my fancy vegetable peelers! Finally gave myself permission to splurge, and my self-indulgence gets lost in the void.

Mocking bird?

Tea towel featuring USPS postal boxes with state bird designs- birds other than the iconic eagle.

A USPS logo for every state bird!! 🐦✉️

At the Toyota dealership to get my tire pressure sensor fixed and they quoted me $500 to replace just one! Am I being Punk’d?! This was after a 4 hour wait. What a joke. 😂

a woman in a white dress is dancing with a man in a grey suit Alt: a woman in a white dress is dancing with a man in a grey suit

When my LG dishwasher finishes and plays its little song.

Wow, forgot how good this kind of news hits.

When you fill out a form by hand sans error 🥹

A billboard in Yosemite National Park reads, “When park rangers are hanging upside down flags in Yosemite, you know you messed up.” The sign features three small, inverted flags and is surrounded by a crowd of people, protesting against trump/elon’s actions administration.

Upcoming Boycotts & Protests

3/4 – #FiftyFiftyOne Protests
3/4 – #ProtectOurKids Protests
3/7 – @standupforscience.bsky.social — The March for Science

3/7-3/14 – Amazon Boycott
3/21-3/28 – Nestlé Boycott
4/7-4/14 – Walmart Boycott
4/18 – Economic Blackout #2
4/21-4/28 – General Mills Boycott

Those poor chickens...

Taking a poll:

Do you think my therapy session will cost less/the same/more if all I do is scream?

A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”

I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott

When I go to add something to my calendar that my past self already did:

(Me to myself) “Damn, this girl needs a promotion.”

I don't mean to brag, but I just aced my eye exam and didn't even study. 😎

It's been a looooong time since I've lived in the Okta world. 🎵 Hello corporate, my old friend. 🎵

Do the horrors know it's a holiday weekend?

A minimalistic, brush stroke painting of a corgi on a wood panel.

A painting of a Corgi on wood panel I did a few years back. #corgi #petportrait #paining

Last meeting today in 10 minutes. Can't waaaiiiiit to peel my eyes from the screen and walk over to my friend's house for an EOW beer (x2).

Well, what kind of microscope eyes do you need to notice them?

Thank you, and same to you! It definitely helps to talk to others who are/have been through it. ♥️

I really wish our culture prepared us better for this stage of life. There's so much opportunity for support and connection. I lost my mom to cancer in '23 and the pre- and post-grief was/is so isolating. I feel like my mind has been fuzzy for the last 3 years. Sending you a virtual hug.

A black cat lays in a blanket-covered lap staring upwards with wide, dark-yellow eyes directly into the camera. She has large ears for her head and wears a rainbow ruffle collar.

My crazy girl keeping me sane. Scully 👽 #Blackcat #xfiles #catlife #agentscully

Baked kobocha squash tonight. It was delicious but I messed up the cooking method so it was way too dry. Not surprising for the first time, but the next iteration will be better!

How tf is this real life and why aren’t we an all screaming in the streets?!

Mine definitely can’t. How many more books and hobbies will it take to buy that kind of dissociation time…

It's so bad.

Hell yeah.

Damn, them beans be smelling gooood.