I need a parody of The Amazing Digital Circus, but Caine is master hand and the humans are Nintendo characters.

Every time I have more than one girl over the youtube algorithm pushes your videos like crazy.
No complaints though. Melody Nosurname vids are great background noise for T-girl cuddle piles.

How it feels to be woken up a 5 am to your sister's new husband skitzo-posting in the family group chat.

*windows 98 error sound*

When I see people use my old opossum memes or edits it brings a tear to my eye.

Im glad youre not home right now because I dont think I could look you in the eye after reading that.

Lowkey disappointed with the beastars finale.
Last line was seriously "there's no singular beastar among them but... together, theyre our beastars."

Read this in your onion san voice

Das me!

Honestly, thats pretty close to my mental image of you already.

That place rules. Glad to hear its sticking around.

An artist friend of mine. She drew my girlfriend's sona. Please commission her if youre looking for someone quality art with personality.

*own ass screams back*

Oh that's gore, thats gore of my comfort character...

How your emails find me.

Uh oh.

Seattle?

I didn't used to like the idea of being poly until I learned what an anchor partner is. You can both be dating other people, but have one person you come back to for the deeper stuff. And its been going really great since.

My face after my girlfriend got up from bed this morning, looked at my groin and said "did i do that" in a Steve urkle voice.

Yeaaah. For me some asshole just posted it in the comments, presumably to troll people. But good lord.

I was on the freaking toilet when I saw it too. I was not prepared.

Jesus. Today is not a good day to be on social media.
I didn't even like the guy, but I didn't want to see that while scrolling through sonic the hedgehog fanart.

I drew the image on the left for a telegram sticker, but I think it's one of my favorite drawings of Poppy. I'm making another PNGTuber and I redrew it to use for that. I'll post the rest of the poses when I'm finished.

I also found some old art of Poppy. I thought a lot of this art was lost.

My favorite Creature Collector is Metal Gear Solid 5.

OH NO SHES HOT.

Ohhhhh. Is that what that noise is?

Grindr? I barely know her.

Why is the sound so ominous???