another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

Favorite random reddit comment of the day: "Truly wild how Covid broke so many rich people's brains, while we were all like, 'Well, guess I'll get into puzzles.'"

I don't think we understand just how bad the decline of the Internet is to knowledge.

3 years ago, I could perform a very basic search in any engine and get an absurd number of relevant links, research articles, etc.

Today, I can perform the same search and find absolutely nothing.

a bookstore window, in all caps: "fuck social media. marry books. kill ai."

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Maybe she’s born with it
Maybe it’s Tylenol

Carne asada breakfast burrito, fully wrapped

when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.

I’m convinced every consumer level use-case where LLMs are actually kind of ok is something that could have been done for a fraction of the computing power and cost, without having to have fed it every copywritten object in history. Like, the “next iteration of transcription and search”-type shit.

the cool thing is, huge corporations have invested billions into AI, hoping it will pay off. so, if we manage to bully AI out of most spaces, those corporations will also lose billions of dollars. it's the best two-for-one special i can think of.

if your not using ai youre going to get left behind. you gotta use it. guys please use it. we're going to make you use it. your fridge is ai now. fuck you

@arobert.bsky.social

“Hello and welcome to episode one of cooking with David Mitchell. Today I’m attempting eggs benedict, a breakfast so needlessly elaborate it could only have been invented by people with a profound misunderstanding of hunger”

Grover and Mr Johnson on Sesame Street

when the sketch starts with Grover playing a waiter you know it's going down

If your business model doesn’t work without breaking the law, then you’re not in business.

You’re in organized crime.

🎵 CHICKITY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN 🎶

Remove a letter, ruin a movie.

UNCLE UCK

A little giggle for you.

(🔊 on)

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

I can’t believe Jesus came back on the same day the vice president killed the pope and that day was 4/20

Somehow, the future is both going to be a dystopian techno sci-fi hellscape AND we're gonna have coal and measles and robber barons and a permanent underclass.

Philip K. Dickens

i call noon "the 'whiching hour". on account of that's when i make my sandwich

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

Comic book square: woman looking out window and thinking “What a stupid time to be alive “

Elon is trying to become the president of Dunning-Kruger University.

Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.

Two cups of hot cocoa, one is much wider at the top and both are filled with mini marshmallows

If you use a shorter, wider mug you can have as much cocoa and 3x the marshmallows

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Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot:

A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids

Very Berry reporting for duty ma’am. Cheerio and all that.

I used to listen to Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to, too.