unbelievable, you taught her how to stealth piss

WAIT

THATS MY FAVORITE BENCH GOD DAMN IT

an anthro pine marten on a leash, squatting against a building and peeing. They have an embarrassed look on their face, and have their front paws held up

taken for a walk <3

making my space furry boyfriends have gay sex because i have free will

⭐🦊

one out of two isn't that bad

this is so freaking sweet holy shit

he's all tuckered out

Suggestive furry artwork of two stoats bundled in a car It's late and they recently had sex Instead of sleeping they went out to get fast food. The less scarred of the two weasels sits in the passenger seat in a dreamlike haze of post-coital bliss, barely seeming awake and surrounded by little floating hearts surrounding their head. They wear stained sweatpants and a plain white shirt with unclear red text against a yellow circle They limply grasp a phone In a blue case connected to a charger cable with "3AM" Visible on the screen. They leak an unclear fluid that stains the crotch for their sweat pants through the groin. The other stoat, the one driving, has one hand holding the wheel and the other holding his boyfriends hand. He looks far more lucid, looking out from the window of the car at the fast food intercom. "Hey do you guys still do tacos? Uh huh, alright cool. So can I get like 12 of those? And an extra large cola with light ice. LIGHT ice" They're wearing a black t shirt with holes in it and the large printed logo of a local radio station across the chest that is mostly blocked by the seatbelt. Their own flannel pajama pants holster a large and raw cock still spending residual cum through the part nesting the tip. Heavy but not hard. It sits straddling his thigh making a bulging impression in his pants. It's late and dark and most of the world around them is a vague smattering of lights and shapes.

Aftercare.

Danny wanted tacos

Vek was ready to pass out after their fuck

But

He can't resist spoiling dan. They stink and they're wearing dirty laundry they slapped on to be decent enough to step out into society for a half hour or so

Vek hates fast food

But he's happy to do this.

this bat has SUCH a good sticker pack, i adore it and the bat himself ofc :> super cute, would ghosthand that

The boys are— perhaps a little too inebriated. But who’s complaining 🧐❓
💖: patreon.com/ahogedog

also unironically i've forgotten my age quite a few times cuz at some point you legitimately stop caring lmao

i'd say it's a good age since i'm 36

but next year i think i'll have 37 as a favorite age, keeps it fresh

OHH HE'S TRYING SO HARD

that's adorable

Happy Birthday @ansublue.bsky.social
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Got some art by @bastardthing.bsky.social and @crimsonrabbit.bsky.social thank you guys

Jokes are made up of a normal premise taken to absurdity, often through exaggeration and incorporation of some storytelling elements

You're not wrong, I laid the exaggeration on thick so as to not be confused with a serious reply and wove in sincere praise

Best music was incredibly tough, as was story and a few others. Got really stuck on it but after 1500 hours I still hum along every time I play, so...

I don't have one for overrated. No clue, really. Play what you want.

Ask away and I'll justify (maybe poorly) why I made these choices

milo

if ever in your life you listen to a goat, let it be today

you chose well

bacto's gonna make you look hotter than a bowl of carolina reapers sizzling on the very heart of a supernova

also i'm typing this blind i'm fearful of the permanent effects this has

pairing your knowledge of anatomy and this body type together with a jockstrap should be outlawed, it's a straight up aphrodisiac man

this can give dudes potent and ever-lasting erections from a glance 500 feet away

Commission for Milo!
Thanks for the patience

A magical night!

arlo never stops putting bangers out here

what a good day

Mf you're cute

Keesh_irl

I made a fuck ton of stickers for me because I was bored and horny :3

TW: Choking, scratching, biting, spitting and hypno lol

#furry #furryart #TelegramStickers

AYOOOOO

An anthro lynx, squatting and presenting towards the viewer, blushing

freakazoid

I think they're pretty neat~

showing ALL the goods

2021 cat

THIS IS SUCH GOOD SHIT

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD SHIT

GOD SHIT AND GOOD SHIT