Title crawl for the film Gunhed 1989: In the early 2030's mankind discovered a new substance, Texmexium, which enabled the entire world to be controlled by a new generation of super computers. Because of the danger for its misuse supplies of Texmexium were kept under heavy guarrd at the hyper nuclear facilities that power ever major city.
you thought unobtainium from avatar was dumb check this shit out
I have a podcast and we're about to do a movie tournament arc. Please send in your fucked up and powerful movies
The Schlockmasters King of Iron Movie Tournament submission period is only gonna be open for 2 more weeks. If there's a movie you think is the strongest movie under heaven and you want to make us watch it get it in now!
New Schlockmasters out! We're covering Polaroid Pete, the unreleased European prototype for the Japanese only photography game Gekibo 2. Sidenote: I only noticed when the edit was done, but the photos aren't even polaroids!
New Schlockmasters out! We're covering Polaroid Pete, the unreleased European prototype for the Japanese only photography game Gekibo 2. Sidenote: I only noticed when the edit was done, but the photos aren't even polaroids!
cover art for Schlockmasters EP 015: Polaroid Pete feat TheAziH. Photo montage of various assets and screen shots from the video game polaroid pete with "deep fried" filters
Next Schlockmasters ep is going to be covering Polaroid Pete, the unreleased european prototype for the japan only photography based ps2 game Gekibo 2
Im learning how to use ffmpeg, it's over for you bitches
manga panel of a wolf with the captions "fourth curse. Gévaudan " and text bubbles "and that the rituals i performed earlier tonight freed you ...? and because of that..."
Cool Schlockmasters Episode 003: Brotherhood of the Wolf reference in the new shonen jump manga series
New schlockmasters out now. This time me and @theazih.bsky.social covering the 2022 wuxia revenge film The Flying Swordsman: Out for Revenge, aka The Hidden Fox. It's a wild time full of maximalist kung fu action and a profound lack of dramatic irony.
Art for schlockmasters episode 014: the flying sword man outbfor revenge aka the hidden fox feat theazih. Image collage of the poster for the movie superimposed with the various logos for the different tittles of the movie including one in Chinese characters, screenshots of characters from the movie making silly faces, the periodic symbol for arsenic, and a Ryu number diagram for Barack Obama
For real tho next Schlockmasters gonna be on the iqiyi original wuxia revenge flick the Flying Swordsman Out for Revenge aka the Hidden Fox. Episode drops on Sunday
It didn't occur to me until right now how funny it is to release/announce a podcast about a movie all about betrayal on easter weekend
Art for schlockmasters episode 014: the flying sword man outbfor revenge aka the hidden fox feat theazih. Image collage of the poster for the movie superimposed with the various logos for the different tittles of the movie including one in Chinese characters, screenshots of characters from the movie making silly faces, the periodic symbol for arsenic, and a Ryu number diagram for Barack Obama
For real tho next Schlockmasters gonna be on the iqiyi original wuxia revenge flick the Flying Swordsman Out for Revenge aka the Hidden Fox. Episode drops on Sunday
this is an april fools joke we are not really doing call of duty on the schlockmasters podcast. real alt text: poster for call of duty modern warfare 2
next time on schlockmasters we're gonna be talking about an underrated masterpiece and one of my favorite videogames, call of duty modern warfare 2
New Schlockmasters out. This time me and @damonpact.bsky.social discuss the first(only?) movie filmed with the cast entirely in fursuits, the independent fantasy intrgue film; Bitter Lake: Trust is a fickle thing.
watching the ugliest, worst edited, worst sounding, worst acted movie on tubi that looks like it was shot on an iphone 4: damn i wish i had the social and time management skills this person had to make a movie they're a fucking genius
New Schlockmasters out. This time me and @damonpact.bsky.social discuss the first(only?) movie filmed with the cast entirely in fursuits, the independent fantasy intrgue film; Bitter Lake: Trust is a fickle thing.
Conner O'Malley should play Johnny Truant in a House of Leaves adaptation
we were kravenposting in the discord this morning and i had the thought "i dont feel like im constantly backpedaling in here" which is kinda nice
i dont fucking like that movie but i always try to make it clear when i complain its about particular shit that bugs me and thats an experiential thing and never a moral thing
seriously i dont think ive said this on show but i try to make schlockmasters the most anti-guilty pleasure podcast i can. never be ashamed of what you love.
please listen to the Schlockmasters Podcast
i fuck around with BIOSes for this podcast way too much given what this show is about
The finale to "Yes, Madam!" Has some of the meanest fucking spots I've ever seen in a movie. The way Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock just beat dudes into every hard furniture edge they can find is immaculate
The Cyborg Destroyer, a Black Grim Reaper arriving on the wings of a White Crow
Saburo
HAKAIDER!!!
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New schlockmasters dropped. We're talking about the very fun found footage slasher movie, Spree, starring everybody's favorite stranger things blockhead, Joe Keery
New schlockmasters dropped. We're talking about the very fun found footage slasher movie, Spree, starring everybody's favorite stranger things blockhead, Joe Keery
Poster for the movie spree
Heads up new schlockmasters episode tomorrow is gonna be covering the Joe Kerry found footage slasher movie Spree
page from the manga hatarakanai futari Haruko: "We watched 5 moves last week and..." Akane: "Yep?" H: " All of them were mega boring!" A: "Eeh...?" H: "Wonder what we should watch nest..." A: "... ..." A: "You're amazing Haruko." A: "Don't you get tired of watch?" H: "How come?" A: "Doesn't it feel like a waste of time?" H: "A NEET's time ISN'T THAT VALUABLE!" A: "Don't say such sad things with a smile!" H: "If it's not it's not!"
Few will accept this truth: anime is just tv shows