realest shit I ever heard

In this economy it’s nice to have a 10 year plan. Really any girl would be lucky to get bent over a desk and know she’s in her unchanging place.

No. More meat. I demand more.

Dog I got so many employees now dog I don't know what I'm fucking doing dog I -ahem- OKAY. Time to be a serious business. Make serious money*

It's written in your employee handbook which is... right under this desk.

+2

Hired.

it wasn't my best joke ok

You get paid in slightly dismissive attention and the high honour of being my employee what else do you need.

Atta janitor.

Honestly mommy? For real mommy? I Don't Fucking Know. I need meat for my office really bad. I'll hire anything.

Okay throating the boss's ego and presenting her with her favourite playtime already. Yep that's a career fast track.

Welcome to the company, asset.

HIRED

you're so hot

Yeah sure we can keep you in the closet while you're not in use.

That's abuse mommy

Drools

Okay and these are the boots she wears now, since she forgot to put them on first for her photos today.

Tall heels are important to her now~

Yeah but I'm hot about it.

Hires you again but in a slightly more violating manner.

Low key don't wanna

Paid in exposure.

You'll be exposed.

My company has non consensual hiring practices.

Hires you anyway.

climbs on you

Yeah but now she's a high femme slutty secretary with no real autonomy over her body. So much better.

You just did. Welcome to the company.

And who's the fuck up who didn't take a picture in her boots?

For a fun comparison, this is how she dresses to leave the house nowadays.