Chelski fans with a banner as *We want our Chel**a back*

Guys THIS IS your Chelski back.

Havertz heads that cross down and we win the league. Crazy fine margins

I’m watching the game on mute today. I can’t deal with any Neville commentary on how I am feeling

I feel physically sick with nerves. I’m too old for having football make me feel like this.

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Looks like Barcelona’s days of bribing Champions League referees is over then.

‘Betrayal’ of a disastrous Johnson negotiation that costs the UK £90billion a year. Typical Daily Mail to have a boringly unpatriotic, anti-business take on this great news.

‘I wished for death’: Sexual violence in Israel’s prisons is an ‘organised state policy’ Palestinian testimonies reveal how sexual violence, including rape using objects and dogs, is approved by 'highest levels' of Israeli leadership

The testimony here about sexual violence by Israel against Palestinian prisoners is so beyond the pale everyone must see it.

It is so bad I can’t in good conscience share a quote other than the headline, which somehow manages to understate the horror within.

www.middleeasteye.net/news/i-wishe...

Hang on, we haven’t actually lost this one yet…lots of twists and turns to come

That was the worst performance I can remember. All the more shocking given the prize at stake.

Made me laugh too much

He’s discovered Chat GPT

Pretty obvious.

Margaret Thatcher, looking evil and vulture-like. Text reads "the problem with being dead is that you "oh god the void is endless and the eyes are forever staring from the oily black".

Happy Margaret Thatcher Death Day!

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽

..or sense of irony…

We were saying last night how he’s always wearing the slightly too tight, grey trousers of a junior accountant.

No words needed

Let’s be honest, it was yet another gritty, dour performance. But Raya excelled at one end and that Martinelli-Havertz combination was sumptuous.
Should be enough to see us through.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Exactly. He’s held to a different standard

All this media talk of ‘Arteta’s failed quadruple bid’ is so disingenuous.

Every season, every club in the Champions League makes a ‘quadruple bid’ and they always fail, just some earlier than others.

UK prices. £1.86 a litre = £8.45 a gallon = $11.16 a gallon.

USA is 50% cheaper.

Except not all corner shop owners are billionaires.

If you become a tax exile you lose the right to call yourself part of ‘us’.

I’d be happy going ultra conservative against City as we did there last season. They hate facing a low block.

Waking up after a defeat is never nice but we need some perspective. The double has been won 13 times since 1888. We’ve done it 3 times. With all their cheating billions, City have managed it twice, Chelsea once. It’s rare. Winning the league will not be diminished one iota by last night’s defeat.

Gaards! Gaards!

I think the issue is they’ve emphatically beaten their two biggest rivals in consecutive games. Something we’ve not done across the whole season.

Doesn’t mean they’ll catch us but it makes it nervier.

Come on Liverpool, take it out on their players with some nasty tackles!