I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

I’m a cynic but this legit made me tear up, I hope Freddie can hear it, wherever he is, yay #Hungary

Thank you for this post! It's so absurd, it's a source of joy. I've mentioned it to several women and each one has busted out in loud laughter (as I did when I first read it).

My local ACE hardware store has a display of lightbulbs and a nice employee helped me pick the style of bulb I needed to attain pleasing light around my place. Hopefully there's a similar spot near you?

Nonchalant animal noises

This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

Out: "Kenneth, what's the frequency?"
In: "What's my rating, Clavicular?"

Starting Holy Week with a shot of pure adrenaline

That latte reference is as crusty as his beard. First verse of Brad Paisley's "Accidental Racist" mentions "the Starbucks down on Main" and that ish came out in 2013.

It's almost as if there's no way for women in politics to exist that isn't widely considered the wrong way.

Jayme Lawson from Sinners hit the nail on the head and said how I felt with the whole BAFTAs situation.

remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum

Q: What is Sinners about? A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

What To Know About ‘Sinners’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners/

It is *fascinating* to me how quickly some people have gone completely from “we all must work in the office! human collaboration is vital and only happens in person!” to “I can replace all these pesky people with chatbots!” Definitely some commentary there about our society and who gets to choose.

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I will not be gaslit about this. No one is saying he needs to publicly contort himself. He should apologize to the Black people he harmed just like he apologized to QE2 when he yelled fuck the queen in her presence. End of.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

Life imitating art!

Muppets Tonight -Hoo Haw featuring Prince YouTube video by Taste the Radium

Don't forget Jed from Muppet Hoo Haw!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S0I...

She was in the 2014 movie Muppets Most Wanted!

Now I really want sesame noodles. Favorite recipe, anyone?

Stop falling for the “untrained” narrative.

If you’re a person that celebrates Epiphany, remember that the magi engaged in righteous civil disobedience when they took another road home and didn’t snitch to Herod. The lesson is that the right thing is often the opposite of what elected leaders want you to do.

After a class at my local pool, one of the other ladies and I learned that the lifeguard is majoring in dance…plus premed and Spanish. I marveled at the mind/body integration she’d have and other lady said “I can’t wait for her life.” That made me smile for days.

Since there has been a lot of "what are Americans even doing" talk on the timeline today, my gentle reminder that none of you better be posting the exact details of what you are doing on bluesky dot com, it is more important to safely do the work than prove to strangers that you are doing something!

today is for the ladies to have fun. its new years eve not new year's steve

Here's a really easy New Year's Resolution:
If you're sick with something contagious, you will stay home if your circumstances allow.

If you can't stay home, you will mask around others until there is no possibility you are contagious.

By making these choices, you will literally save lives.

i was initially kind of skeptical about always using alt text for the very dumb reason that it sometimes means explaining a joke, which i hate to do. then i realized it's actually an opportunity to pepper in additional jokes

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back

You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service