The cats were lying on the bed and they have both BOLTED

not sure where they are now

Just heard a brief but VERY loud blast of bagpipe music outside that quickly dwindled into silence so while I try to restore normal heart function can someone confirm that was a passing car and not like... a vengeful Scottish ghost outside my house

Only the baby

OH HOW THE TURNS HAVE TABLED

But --

Matt this guy is called THE HOOK

THE HOOK

He's dressed like Colonel Sanders

What am I watching

matt wallace: did they explain the nine levels of power, it's important me: no one has said anything yet except "hooyaarghh!"

Once again no one is more patient than @mattfnwallace.bsky.social putting up with me watching a movie for the first time (that he has seen before)

Bonus points if you know the movie from what he said (not me)

Anyway, u can pick ur friends

U can pick ur nose

But u can't pick Big Friend's nose cause u will straight up get yelled at

But I am DISTRACTING people it is HELPING

HELLO YES IS THERE A PROBLEM

FINE JUST GET YOUR BODYGUARD TO FIGHT MY BODYGUARD

Dill is STILL BETTER

Poor poor sad tragic creature *pat pat*

I actually think this is a GREAT take and everyone who disagrees with me will be an object of my eternal pity for being so very wrong about me being so very right

Every Triscuit ranking that doesn't have Dill at the very top is just wrong.

*gasp* How dare you say such a thing about our aggressively lovely Bibliotank

I'm not calling him handsome just to keep him from doing crimes, that is BLACKMAIL!!

I got mine at Winners for like $15 but it was years ago!

Black cat's tail sticking up from behind monitor

Trying to figure out invisible forces constantly skewing my monitor. Must be poltergeist.

a printer is an alchemical object. when we send the command to print, within the space between the command and the initiation of action is a moment of totipotent transformative potential. by extracting and distilling this moment we might grasp at the mysteries of a higher world. unless it jams.

I think I called him a little fluffy Satan later after he knocked over a bunch of stuff on the bathroom counter

It's weird that my applications for funding keep taking so long

I mean how is this not just an immediate approval

Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.

just had a thought...

LISTEN THOUGH I AM WITH YOU

I know my neighbours love them a firepit in the summer/autumn but the smoke just SITS THERE in a very small vicinity and SMOTHERS MY HOUSE and my asthma goes BONKERS

There is not enough air movement to have huge amounts of woodsmoke sometimes!!!

Him!!

I did not teach her that kind of language!

I have such a long list but I cannot say any of them publicly or I will be instantly smothered and killed like a giant hornet wandering into a hive of honeybees

a very very very fluffy black cat, lying on her side on a brown and red patterned rug on a wood floor. her front paws are partially tucked and she is sticking her tongue out.

Esscuse

Numerous guytars (this was not a singular case of the disease)

"Get back to work" Sorry sorry