Text you over w/end & hopefully see ya soon x

We’ll not mention me being woken from me mums living room sofa bed by a crash in middle of night to find her on her bedroom floor having fallen out of bed pissed 😆😆

I just post occasionally on insta/fb but sometimes miss the community vibe of twitter back in day.

Nice y/day at our kids in Harrogate with mum & the twin nephews + FaceTime with London bro & Felix later on.

Thought I’d have a little look back on here. Hope you’re cool & had a top day yesterday x

We’ve played better than that & lost recently so I’ll take that.

The 88min defensive subs baffle me though.

Up the reds 🔴⚪️⚫️

Merry Xmas from me in 1979

Our kid’s got a fascist Santa doing a Nazi salute

It’s the wine they don’t deserve, they can’t tell the difference between mine and the shit they buy

Big decisions ahead now as I decide which bits of the M&S food and wine haul I’ve just done makes it to my brothers tomorrow and what gets left for me to have a lovely weekend on my own 🤣

Yeah I’m picking mum up then me and her have booked a taxi back to hers which is close to my brothers so I’ll stay there then get my car on Friday

I’m off to our kids. I’m taking some wine and picking my mum up - piece of piss. Get fed, over excite my nephews for a bit then clear off!

Chipotle pussy friend 🌶️🙀🙋‍♀️

Not sure I am back tbh! Hope you’re well

What have I missed?

Last night was great

🔴⚪️⚫️ #mufc

Came off Twitter in new year & this place not picked up for me really & been spending less time on my phone.

Last night was mint though & worth a share of a pic or two 🔴⚪️⚫️

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Had a good chance second half but snatched at it

Brother called Roger?

Box to box player

FC Wolfsburg women playing tonight and they’ve got a player called Jemima Minge.

No, you grow up…

Who are the contracts with when #mufc can’t shift briefs at £66 a pop, lower the price and put this statement out?

“As we have received additional tickets due to the low uptake of contractual allocations, age related, and seat location discounts are available for this game.”

That’s what happened to me. I was 5ft7 and walked like John Wayne when I was a teenager

You’re right, I don’t have a leg to stand on here - my bad

Just seen Oscar Pistorious won Grand Prix - how does he reach the pedals???? #f1 #grandprix

Heady heights of 13th 🔴⚪️⚫️

Was playing well too poor kid

Go razzmatazz