i know i cant believe how lucky i am for real

hello spring

it broke 2 of my steps on the way up but it also came with a bench that has music in it

i have a pretty cool job that i still find numerous ways to complain about, & my complaints are not all invalid...but today i was gifted a baldwin piano that is in excellent shape & not really out of tune...really too good to be true

every day a new existential crises

lily rode home in the hood of my car from the parking lot at work, i thought she was a newly weaned kitten we she finally came out of hiding. really she is a year old & just so tiny, she is no bigger than few months old kitten.

this is my cat lily who is going to have kittens very very soon even though i fear she is too small

these are the streetlights along the pathway to the v8 cardigan

the is the end goal

how could you think bad thoughts about me when im literally just a little guy

you shouldnt think bad thoughts about me cuz this is who you are thinking bad thoughts about

👄

thank you i also think i am so normal and can be trusted with most things

i am deeply unhelpful

im fine its fine everything is fine

please love me love me please

lavender has never given me the extended cold shoulder

im not even 5ft tall irl

yes and yes and yes and yes

sunday funday, better than a monday, can only do it one way and that is the drunk way

its never too late to learn

normalize doilies again

HE DOESNT EVEN GO HERE

just shift your perspective, they say

my garden is full of sand & prickly pear

although im not excited about having kittens, im pretty fucking excited about having kittens

green is the color of the wheel

color of the day

beer...18 years is a good run, we will always love you & always have somewhere to come back to remember you

there will be green

we should go on a walk together, you me & our cow

i'll go out on a limb & say that ai would probably give more attentive & thought provoking engagement than an actual person

pink & green & pink & green & pink & green