Nope. NO KINGS.

No, because we don’t want ANY king.

RFK Jr looks like he’s been sampling the diseases at the CDC

Good night 🌙 and….

*Croissant*

I will delete this, but can somebody tell me why everybody thinks he croaked? Is it just the many days off and the weird playlist on the lawn earlier today, plus the references to heaven and the hand bruising that we already knew about? Or is there something else?

man the thing is. if you're lucky enough to get old, when you're dying, you know there's gonna be a few people who don't mind it. everybody has haters. it's what it is. but our special boy at 1600 pennsylvania gets to live knowing that millions of people were excited to hear that maybe he died lol

my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy

Group photo of Sesame Street workers holding their firsts high with graphics showing the logo of their new union and the winning vote tally, 55-19

Sesame Street is officially UNION! Workers at Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, have voted 55-19 to join @opeiulocal153.bsky.social

Huge congrats to @sesameworkersunion.bsky.social! “We can officially say that today, May 15th, is brought to you by the letter U!”

He’s like..Tom Welling in Smallville meets Nathan Fillion and that kinda works for me

A CNN news notification : The convicted killer crab walked between two walls and pushed through the newly installed razor wire to break out of prison, authorities say

*crab-walked

This part

Cockatoo removes anti-nesting spikes and throws them away

Again, birds have a lot to teach us.

#birds

CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From Adam Zygus)

The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI

FUCK. THIS. All of this.

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

All facts

🏆 @rollingstone.com wins the Headline of the Day Award

This is how it’s done. At least someone understands the assignment.
www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

381 books purged from the US Naval Academy's library. Here's 2 of them: WHITE TOO LONG by @robertpjones.bsky.social & WHITE EVANGELICAL RACISM by @antheabutler.bsky.social.

Take a look at them. Ask yourself why. Read #bannedbooks.
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/11/u...

It’s shaping up to be a lovely evening in Tulsa 🫶🏻

Any questions?

www.rawstory.com/book-censors...

wallstreetbets post reading "Game over fml" showing a stock chart plummeting Investing ~ $0.01 • $39,154.69 (down 100.00%) All time

you still got one cent, get back in there king

I guess I’ll be buying these protein chips for myself from now on, because I seem to have FINALLY found something that literally no one in my house will eat, and I *like* them!