Theres plenty of room at my apartment for those that want to get away from the storms..js 🤷‍♂️

There's a lot of ho ho hoing going on today

Samantha

Imagine not liking butthole

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It's the name for the huge sand worms, and when they're underground that's what your panties looks like 😄

Shai-Hulud (not sure if you're a Dune fan)

Its like sand dunes

This is such an awesome setup with the lighting. I would totally change you.

Imagine whiffle ball simulator

Happy Nude Year!!

The ketchup loves the mustard, but it makes the ketchup flustered, so I give them a little space

Wow on SO many levels. I'm guessing none of that happened that you were worried about? Also, glad you were/are OK.

Community
noun:

2. a feeling of fellowship with others, as a result of sharing common attitudes, interests, and goals.

Was there a moment while wearing where you were legitimately embarrassed?

I am now informed

🤣🤣 I think one year the "soda" flavored lip smackers were a stocking stuffer.

He's defying gravity

But I need to know EVERY DETAILLLLLLLL!!!!! 😄😄

What color dresses?

Yaaaay I'm in the first 1K! 😂

Theres definitely still some room in there for more leftovers.

Did you have a good gobble gobble day?

I actually REALLY like that outfit with the tights and diaper underneath

I never knew the name for it was "squick"

I don't blame them. It's hard to look away from so dirty that looks like a pile of mud.

And you'll keep posting for alllllll of us to see

You just have to face it..it'll never feel exactly the same on each side

Maybe that's their way of revolting.

I also find it fascinating that the last couple times you've posted it comes out the same side