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The set is really fun! Went 3-0 with boros at my event with some spirit tokens >:3

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My heart skips a beat
When you walk in the room
I go boom, boom, boom
You go zoom, zoom, zoom πŸŒΈπŸ‡

Meet Gale! Find this rabbit (cabbit technically, check the teeth!) Hopping around a con near you :3

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True tho

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Hanging with the echolalia girlies our vocal stims so strong it be like hitting you with the dune voice

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An injustice of this world

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a stylized 3d render of a realistically proportioned hare and a cute little bunny running at night.

a stylized 3d render of a realistically proportioned hare and a cute little bunny running at night.

princes with a thousand enemies

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Showing up to the function like

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Domain expansion

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If benjamin button was a doll how would the hrt work

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When the soul be benjamin buttons

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BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

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500 hours towards this as a penance and way to process grief. I've built this temple to a woman no longer here. And yet she is.

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I began this while you were still alive. Surviving the first nights in a cold new world; pausing when you'd wake in the night for medicine. A way to decompress the horrors of cancer.

I kept going, after you passed I kept going. Becoming one of the last threads to travel back and hear your voice.

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this video is gonna make me throw up

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1000 year old kitti

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A brown lop-eared bunny sits on green grass with white flowers in the background.

A brown lop-eared bunny sits on green grass with white flowers in the background.

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It's the third day of Sakura Con, when jesus isekai's for our sins.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Baseball ⚾️🧒

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Not only should forced conversion therapy be a crime, you should not be allowed to engage in voluntary conversion therapy because the very idea of it is heinous and any professional who offers or recommends it should be jailed and publicly forced to endure what this therapy is meant to do to us.

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Happy tdov too

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New tech next time I get asked my pronouns I ask their cmc.

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Been a minute since doing the before and after thing. Still the best decision of my life.

2019 - 2026

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Good goblin memories hehe

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don't you see if extra innings are left unchecked the excess baseball energy will destroy the universe?

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Whatever tattoo genre 'wizard' is it brings me joy seeing them doing their thing

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edited Heathcliff cartoon.

Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. 

At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written.

From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."

edited Heathcliff cartoon. Heathcliff the cat pauses on his way through what looks like a metal detector leading into the den of the Nutmeg home. At the top of the detector, beneath a flashing red beacon light, the words "Him Detector" are written. From the den, Granny Nutmeg explains to her visiting friend, "It's him."

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What if you could collect Wikipedia articles and make them battle?

Wikigacha, created by Japanese developer Haruki Sugiyama, turns every Wikipedia article into a collectible trading card.

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