What do you mean Karla Sofia Gascon was on Celebrity MasterChef Mexico

Everything is so fucking depressing man

People on this app post with an earnestness that would get you killed on twitter

We need a groundswell of support for I’m Still Here to defeat the great evil that is Emilia Perez

It’s giving The Substance sweep

The Chinese Communist Party has crashed my WiFi to stop me from watching Deal or No Deal Island

If you had told me 5 years ago that Bob the Drag Queen and Boston Rob would be beefing on television … #traitors

This is a lot of work to legislate like under 100 specific people nationwide

doing dry January makes me feel like this

Twitter got hacked so I might be a real blueskier now

it’s giving thanks

Need more people to follow me on this so I can delete twitter

fade into you #pumprules

Tampa?

presently hooked on saying “that happened to a buddy of mine,” even or especially when that’s not true

We need a liberal RuPaul

btw I can speak Spanish at approximately the level of a 4 year old now

Who up

#Gladicked tickets secured

Friyay

the skies sure are blue here

how I feel posting for my 3 followers on here

Something going on in the culture is making the Tik tok generation leftists and conservatives at the same time and it’s genuinely why I think we’re losing elections

this is the one that breaks me

You will NEVER be pope

Mondays are about feeling insane

Feels good feels organic