Semester coming to an end.

There were eight seasons of the TV show Silk Stalkings.
I still don't know what it was about.
I think it's best for me never to learn.

YesterLenny bought avocados. Bless you, YesterLenny.

Tapatio Ramen is too good for me to have in the house

When you were a kid, which numbers were the good guys and which were the bad guys.

Caroline Kennedy calls her cousin, RFK, Jr., a "predator" ahead of his confirmation hearings In a letter, Kennedy said RFK Jr. was "unqualified" to be the new U.S. Department of Health and Human Services secretary just hours before he was scheduled to appear for confirmation hearings.

In a letter, Kennedy said RFK Jr. was "unqualified" to be the new U.S. Department of Health and Human Services secretary just hours before he was scheduled to appear for confirmation hearings.

Two wolves live inside you.
You are a condo.
A wolf condo.
With a very nice back porch.
The wolves are happy.
You are a nice wolf condo.

Respectfully, I'm happy to see you here!

Wait, they made a movie about Gary Barlow's backup singer?

You're just going to have to talk it out with her. I'm just the guy who builds up friction between two people and gets exasperated when they blow up and then says "you're just going to have to talk it out with her"

It'll be hard to hear you over the roar of all the goal posts you're moving.

When I was a kid, I thought I would one day understand why Marty Mcfly slept like this

Sometimes I think that Walter White and Saul Goodman stayed home and watched DDDITT

I refuse to see "The Greatest Showman" because in my head, the bearded lady is the lead character. Whatever story I can make up about her has to be better

What's your favorite solitaire card game or boardgame?

If you're friend is blaming DEI and not climate change, they're not your friend.

I'm just legit enough to quit.

For those of us who know, a true Valencia Peanut looked too ....poop-like

After all those denials, I'm starting to think that Billy Joel started the fire.

Turns out the reason no one wanted celebrities to talk about politics is because they would have ruined their chances at a cabinet position