Not a fan of this thing where the older I get the more of a Major Event requiring Recovery Time my sneezes become.

Today was one of those special days where a local tells you about a secret spot and the next day you hike back to a giant brick ruin in the shape of an Uncharted level and you climb/hop/scramble all over it holding a nikon n80 w/zoom lens and late that night your body is 44 and was the entire time

Nah but seriously if I ever got text tattooed on me it would probably be some quote from that season.

Two weeks of tax season left. Is it time for a @friends-table Counter/Weight relisten?

Liftiiiiiiiiing weights!

Do NOT encourage!!! 38<<<

I'm now at a level of hair length and also hair care technique where I can do my hair up with a hair fork and I feel like I have unlocked a secret high level art

I've gone with blanket disabling all reposts, which still isn't a great option, but better than the alternative.

A big ol' bowl of beans in a bright green sauce of some sort - probably spinach-based. They glisten, and look fucking magnificent and delicious.

Fucking beans, man

This week. More than ever. I do need to lock in on badger attitudes.

Also turning the page to a two page splash is the equivalent in emotional impact to either a sudden grand slam or an outfielder diving over the fence to make a catch, and no other medium/sport can match that.

I am struggling to get through it. I love it! But oh my gosh sometimes it is hard watching everybody make the worst decisions at every possible opportunity. Wonderful, terrible, stupid people.

I'm honestly a bit bummed about the AllBirds nonsense. They made comfortable, light, pretty good quality shoes for walking long distances. That's surprisingly hard to find!

Why is it that price signals, the manifestation of the free market, are some innately wise force when it comes to housing or groceries — but when gas prices rise, we should do everything we can to blunt it? Are drivers exempt from the free market? Are there no alternatives to driving SUVs?

I am very tired and would like to spend the day watching Twin Peaks: The Return.

No, not the warm comforting (?) soap opera stuff. Gross, dark, sticky stuff.

Gotta load up on those fruits before going to the deep dark cold planet

I am glad that Media Club Plus woll be covering The Sopranos, bcause it might get me off my tail and watching it again (I love it, but it's oftentimes a LOT to get through).

But... what if instead I just rewatched (and this time finish) Dark?

A leg (a MIGHTY leg) tattooed with a rather flustered looking opossum momma on a bike, carrying her various babies on her back and her pigeon friend in her basket. A kite trails behind the bike, an earth worm tangled up in its line. Why did I get a tattoo that requires so much effort to describe every time I do alt text for it? Who could say.

It's okay it'll make me strong

I must channel the momma opossum

I forgot how much my bike ride home suuuuuuuuuckssssuh

Biked to work this morning. -u-

It's a good day.

My tie dye choice was inspired by a dude I saw squatting, like, 400+ pounds while wearing a hoodie with a giant pink tie dye heart on it.

I have identified that most gym wear seems to be one of the following themes:

- Boring
- Grindset
- Clearly cryptofash
- Kind gross

I have instead now settled on wearing:

- Second hand tie dye

Aw hey that insulin I told my pump to give me this morning just didn't deliver. Maybe that's why I feel like garbage.

Slowly losing my mind at how little my coworkers care about their rights

To be clear, I actually am feeling better than I did yesterday. Kinda achieved a locked in zero fucks state of zen this morning which is feeling GREAT right now

s2g between this and him ultimately doubling down on support for the war in Iran, the next time somebody tells me how great Carney and the Liberals are

Sooooooo I spent most of yesterday going back and forth between checking for updates on potential nuclear armageddon, clearing out new batches of dozens of transphobic or just generally weird comments about my body on Instagram, and trying to focus on taxes.

Feeling normal about the world rn.

This continues my streak of every time ai have a thing go 'viral' it kinda just turns into an obnoxious nightmare.

Truly, will never understand anybody that wants to be an influencer or whatever.

Aw yeah a yoyo post got picked up by Insta's algorithm so now I get to spend all day blocking weird dudes leaving comments.

Love that this happens but people that follow me have trouble seeing my posts. xD

Some yoyoing and also the star of the show