Did you know that you can just go to the Republican Party of Virginia’s Facebook page and comment “Hoes Mad” on the things they’ve posted? It’s fun, go try it.

Sorry I meant that more as a generic superlative, like a stand in for an expletive, not referring to anyone

MaKILLda was exactly what leapt to my mind lmao

This is dumb and you should feel bad

Well I say neigh to that

Someone on Reddit was complaining about the art design of this set and man I just don’t see it

I got some cards I really liked in the prerelease I got, really dig the vibe

I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.

“Since 1873 since 2026”

Nah it’s cool it’s not like the armed forces have lots of people crammed into close quarters together or anything

I think it was Faine but I could be mistaken, she might have just been talking about it.

Growing up in Silicon Valley I saw like, three whole rounds of scammers come and go and roll off with a pile of money and no consequences each time.

I feel like if we want to “fix society” putting a stop to that might be like step one

I guess that makes today the Day of the Trifid

I wish I was like, 10% less of a good person so I could be making money doing shit like this

Also, there’s objectively only a smile in the one bite where you eat his head

Also we’re craftier and tougher than goblins. We’re kobolds at minimum.

Huh

HUH

It’s probably nothing like the zero-point energy the diehard folk think he discovered, and it would probably still take decades of development to scale, but I’d bet money Tesla solved some fundamental problems in wireless electrical transmission before he went batshit crazy & his research got buried

Given biology’s tendency to reuse and repurpose existing parts I wouldn’t be surprised if things like that go back to when plants and animals diverged evolutionarily speaking, some ancient molecule that didn’t do anything like what the current life on earth uses it for.

“You can’t be pure so why bother having standards at all”

Listen to yourself

It’s pathetic

Hahahahaha oh my god you’re fucking pathetic

Hahhahahahahahahaha right, the people saying “why are you supporting the business of an open white supremacist who is responsible for the deaths of tens of thousands of people” are the real Nazis

My god man this is pathetic

Yep. Some of them are things like the ability to rotate space in your imagination, or musical memory.

The current hypothesis posits upwards of 17 different dimensions of the attribute we would consider “intelligence”

Global Tetrahedron

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The best answer I got was she frowned, looked really thoughtful, then looked at me and said “because why NOT soup?”

It’ll be great for discovery in the inevitable emancipation filing proceedings

Add "farmers in the American West whose farms are only viable because they are given incredibly scarce water resources for 5 cents on the dollar" to the car dealers and realtors — destructive, unproductive conservative groups that we need to reduce the influence of when we're back in power.