Posts by Furbius imperfectus
pelletizing the opps
"The Cambridge Shuffle"
YES
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My role as the disembodied hand that chases Eugene Levy through a vast psychic desert no longer brings me any joy. I no longer believe in the mission. But he does get very sweaty and alarmed, you gotta admit.
dulce de berza๐
it's wild that the phrase "ethnic cleansing" has survived into our terminologically-sensitive age. really seems as if one would try to reject the framework of ethnic hygiene altogether
Megalopolis is the spiritual successor to Death Is My Client by Paul Kinsey
candid tuna
Century of the Self 2: Self Harder
learn the difference between hyphens and em-dashes you nebbish freak
muttering about "the whites of their eyes" as I drown my shame in eggnog
Mac'nt Cheese, ie Just Cheese
the preferred term in my irl circle for all such quixotic feats of ad-hoc engineering is "unclecraft", btw
I never joke about uncle business
having failed to javelina-proof his property, my uncle has resorted to a leaf blower triggered by a motion sensor. so now instead of of being woken by grunting and digging, he is woken by his contraption.
New Damage Type Unlocked: Spasmodic
Minotaur Forgiving The Motorists Of Washington State
I'm a single-issue voter for making full-fat buttermilk commercially available again
cave-in! strike a pose!
I don't even know man
I don't even know
Dilbert: A Life In Four Parts
I have very few Christian sympathies but the Harrowing of Hell is sick as fuck, they should lead with that kind of stuff more
>Donate Your Data๐
new smart thermostat has, by default, a temp override tied to a rebate with a lengthy opt-out processing time.
gf:"this is literally ecofascism"
YEOW! A man - trap!
when I log on to the discourse site and there's discourse