her: it’s not cheating if you don’t use tongues

invigilator: i still need you to leave the exam hall

Stunning!

Just as there were people who resisted the introduction of inside toilets, seatbelts, women’s votes, lead free toys etc Tice & his party are similarly reluctant to embrace what most people can clearly see is needed. Unimaginative, regressive, fact averse idiots.
Let’s never let them run our country.

Very useful info. Thank you 👍

This happened last night. Apologies in advance for the self aggrandising.

We'd definitely invest if we were staying here, but will probably move in around 5 years, so it doesn't seem viable. All the calculators have said it will take 12-13 yrs to recoup the money. Will definitely be looking into the plug and play versions tho 👍

I just wish solar was more affordable on individual homes.

From a post:

“Told my wife to have dinner ready by 6 or I'll obliterate her entire civilization.

So anyway, she now charges me a fee to use the bathroom that used to be free, and I didn't get any dinner, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.”

Took me a sec...😁

PM Sanchez with all the great lines:

“Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”

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In case you are wondering how the furious bots on Twitter are reacting to Trump's post, it is the usual cognitive dissonance:

1. His message is being read "out of context" and "misrepresented"; but also
2. Genocide is ok with them in any event.

Anyone monitoring flight trackers to see if the billionaires are fleeing to their island bunkers?

Petition: Government to advise monarch to refuse/cancel state visits with hostile powers The Government should advise the Monarch against facilitating a ceremonial head of state visit where a foreign state is engaged in hostile activity - whether economic, diplomatic, military or otherwis...

Bin the state visit by King Charles! Madness to go ahead...

I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host.

This is the ultimate test for a constitutional order.

Either constitutional mechanisms are used to check and balance this, and remove him from office, or they are not.

For there can be no greater test for any constitution.

It does not feel very Christian of me to be asking myself whether I’d rather someone die to bring an end to the harm he’s causing or live so that he can finally go to prison. But here I am.

I love how everyone knows who you're on about...

The Iran oil shock is about to hit YouTube video by Max Fisher

Useful explainer of how the world oil markets work, for those like me who are quite clueless. It looks as though things are going to get a lot worse before they get any better!
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Ohmygosh! A gorgeous depiction of my favourite garden visitor! Beautiful work!

Happy Let's-Kill-Jesus day, I guess

Lent isn’t happy JR. and it’s not Easter until Sunday

Good morning. Wow! Japan in blossom season - beautiful! Have a lovely time.

A watercolour print of expressively painted British birds

A little *first look* at this work in progress. I'm working on an A3 (297x420mm) expressive birds poster. It'll be printed on matte white paper that can hopefully be rolled up for shipping (I need to test this). This isn't the final poster, but gives you an idea :)

#watercolours #birdart 🪶

This is magnificent!

Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues.

Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.”

From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Apologies Heledd, I didn't realise you were on this platform. Shall commence liking and reposting immediately!

Reform doesn’t understand Wales, and their Welsh language and culture policies prove it Heledd Fychan MS, Plaid Cymru’s Spokesperson for Culture, Sport and the Welsh language  Reform has finally set out its vision for Wales – when it comes to culture and the Welsh language, their rhetori...

My take on Reform’s election offer for culture and the Welsh language ⬇️

Rather than opening more oil refineries, how about we get more EVs, more charging stations, more renewables, maybe even a super fast train or two.

Let’s stop planning a future that includes fossil fuels.

Very wise! 😁