Repost by @iankendallmagic.bsky.social this morning.

I have been perusing thr back catalogue and chortling mightily

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

Trump keeps posting all this mad shot about Iram on Truth Social but are we even sure that the Iranian government has a Truth Social account?

Pretty sure you have former presidents of both countries stored away in Moscow who you can set up a meeting with if you want.

Clam Lappers & Sonic the Hedgehog YouTube video by Bill Hicks - Topic

Happy Bill Hicks Easter to those who celebrate

youtu.be/8aDDyeXB0VM?...

youtu.be/QhwdL8PMACk?...

Pizza is the greatest food ever invented.

Grapes are the fruit equivalent of Pringles.

In his @status.news newsletter @oliverdarcy.bsky.social reports the White House got Getty to delete this photo (from a Thanksgiving White House PHOTO-OP STUNT) because Karoline Leavitt was offended

It ran only in a Swiss newspaper. It would be a shame if you retweeted and Streisanded it

"Ahh but if you look closely, that shop isn't actually on a corner at all, is it?"

Brimful Of Escher.

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

I'm a brit living in America. At my office there's no kettle, but we have a hot water dispenser. Today it's broken. When I lamented I can't make a cup of tea, a colleague suggested I microwave the water. Trump is not the only thing that makes this place a hellscape.

Nothing beats the sheer jubilation of the cancellation of a Monday morning team huddle.

And who can blame them? The rest of the world stops playing rounders when they are about seven years old.

[Geologist meeting Emma Stone] I'm not mad, I just think your profile is a little misleading

BlueSky: the social media network for kids who were excited when it was a Wet Playtime.

When it comes to that stuff I'm either going to eat enough to become a millionaire or die happy in the attempt

Still makes me laugh!

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

And yes, I do miss it.

I have changed my name, profile pic etc in my pivot away from hockey related stuff which you won't see from me any more. If anyone was following me for hockey stuff and wants to unfollow me, that's perfectly understandable.

EA did not accept my pitch for a friend-slop game about four priests stuck inside Irelands biggest lingerie department.

Yeah, obscure facts aren't the knickers dropper you might think. I speak from bitter experience.

Sadly.

I won't be posting or engaging about hockey any more. If that means anyone who follows me wants to unfollow there's no hard feelings.

Bye hockey.

#NHL #LGRW

I have reflected on this over the last two weeks and it seems like this was the last straw.

I'm done with NHL hockey, it's now too tainted with the current background toxicity of North America.

I'd would never have guessed it was Dylan Larkin who pushed me over the edge.

#LGRW #NHL

Burglar alarms that go off during a powercut are stupid. You're in a 3-bed new build - no one's cutting the power to do an Oceans Eleven style heist for your laptop and a couple of iPads.

I've given this a lot of thought over the last two weeks and I still don't know if there's anything left of my hockey fandom. I'm not watching the games any more and figuring out if I'm actually missing out. I dont want this to be the end of pretty much my only interest but here we are #LGRW #NHL

How long does Auston Matthews need to play like this before his contract starts to look like an overpay?

Huge if true.