I haven't considered Sean Hannity a Catholic for a very long time.

The entirety of the American Republican project is for ever older men to gain carnal access to ever younger women. That's it. That is the whole of it.

I think it's just supposed to be funny. Having that ol' couchlover JD come over to campaign for Orban may be his iceberg moment.

I just recently watched the John Candy documentary - which was sad enough - but to see her in it talking about him was extra heartbreaking. RIP to them both.

Remember, this is all his 5D Chess! He puts on a crazy act to activate our TDS, which distracts liberals while he goes on winning for the American people! This is his brilliance at work!

Or something. I don't know. All I know is that I'm just so damn tired.

This is what happens when 77 million people take leave of their senses and put a manifestly unqualified, unfit, mentally ill narcissistic man-child in charge of the country and the world's most powerful. military. This is what happens when the media 'bothsides' election coverage.

He's a deranged narcissistic sociopath **with dementia**. FIFY.

Dear Christian,

If you’re demanding that the Ten Commandments be put up in public schools, but you’re not holding this president or his administration accountable to a single one of them, please don’t act like you actually take them seriously.

I wish I could find good Chinese food near where I live. Every time I take a chance with a different place, I am disappointed. Anyway, speaking of disappointment, so long Pam.

He'll just have to take his fawning, anti-constitutional dissent from Thomas and Alito and like it.

Those Franzia boxes have handles. She probably wears it in a backpack with a tube that extends to her front.

Do you not get that you're behaving exactly the way your side always accuses liberals of being - humorless scolds who take offense at every little thing? I guess irony is nothing but a liberal conspiracy.

I was studying abroad in Europe in 1993 and considered going to see U2 playing nearby in Basel, Switzerland. I thought, "Eh, I'll catch the tour later when I'm back in the States." Who was their opening act on that leg of the tour? The reunited VELVET UNDERGROUND. What is wrong with me?!?

I honestly think Lil Wayne is more qualified for this job. He's more rational and has a better grasp on morality and reality than Markwayne does.

I've completely excised the Washington Post from my reading life. I won't read it again until Bezos is gone.

Every time I see his head, I always think, "His poor mother..."

I will never get over how much the MAGA right is obsessed the genitals of strangers. Those thoughts must occupy their every waking moment.

My prediction: The SOTU tonight will be a bigger flop than Hudson Hawk, Howard The Duck and Cop Rock combined. It will make the Clash's last album sound like Sgt. Pepper. It will be bad. So, so bad. He'll probably audibly fart several times during it too.

You were right the first time 🤣🤣🤣

Bu he kept his underwear on!

What are you - a gay fish?

There are ONLY two reasons for being a Republican in 2026. You are either a pedophile or someone who supports and protects pedophiles.
That's it. There are no other options.

Yeah. I know. The green'll do that to you.

Where's Matt Taibbi on this? Does he care at all? Or is he just another happy hypocrite counting his buckets o' Substack coin?

Perfectly said. And they're always the last listened to.

Check their hard drives.

Can we just lock them in there, and throw away the key? Please?