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Posts by Jeff “bsky Moderation is fucked” Peterson

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Me, a mid-40s goofy looking white guy, holding a badge, brown in appearance and says “VGM CON Stitched Together”

Me, a mid-40s goofy looking white guy, holding a badge, brown in appearance and says “VGM CON Stitched Together”

I just picked up my badge for a weekend of fun and much needed stress relief, filled with music creation, remixing, dancing, and live concerts! It’ll be great to see people like @laceyjohnsonmusic.bsky.social perform, explore new sounds and songs, and maybe learn something too.

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When Did Luigi Get His Own Look? — Thrilling Tales of Old Video Games The other plumber stood in his brother’s shadow for longer than you’d think.

It took Nintendo a lot longer than you'd think to give Luigi his own face.

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We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8

We're on strike! Don't visit propublica.org on April 8

We’re on strike today! Support our fight for a fair contract by NOT visiting the @propublica.org website or engaging with ProPublica stories today.

Tell ProPublica’s management you won’t cross the picket line: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...

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perennial reminder that you cannot stop war crimes by posting about them and gluing yourself to the screen will only traumatize you. call reps or do mutual aid or play videogames, but don't doomscroll pointlessly because you're trapped in a sense of helplessness and guilt. give yourself room to live

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Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato.
Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators.
GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably...
The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him.
GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt?
The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons.
Chell complies.
GLaDOS: Thanks.
The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies!
GLaDOS: Come on.
The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how.
GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT???
The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there!
Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right?
GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says.
Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit.
GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know.
Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist.
GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question.
Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son...
GLaDOS: That's the start of the book.
Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!!
Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

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Depart the train station!! Yay!

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Good luck with your search!

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do the MAR10

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Haha! Clearly they were getting lessons at the Fork Tower from Omnisicient!

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Yesterday, I got a new PB in Final Fantasy III Pixel Remaster. It was a rocky run with really bad RNG. However, there were some great moments like this fight with Medusa, where my black mages ran out of MP…

twitch.tv/bdjeffyp/clips

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Glad to hear that the recovery is progressing!

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fan art of the new fire starter pokemon that resembles a pomeranian dog

fan art of the new fire starter pokemon that resembles a pomeranian dog

fan art of rowlet with the new grass starter pokemon that resembles a chick

fan art of rowlet with the new grass starter pokemon that resembles a chick

fan art of sobble with the new water starter pokemon that resembles a gecko

fan art of sobble with the new water starter pokemon that resembles a gecko

Rising from the dead to draw the new starters. I really love the dog and the bird, not sure about the gecko, but maybe it'll grow on me

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Reminder that I made a commercial for Minmo brand catfood

youtu.be/UEkoTeZKdRU?...

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A digital painting of a pokemon.
In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

A digital painting of a pokemon. In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

New family

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Sabin and Cyan from Final Fantasy VI sit at a table with plates of steak and salad. A ghost waiter looms over them.

Sabin and Cyan from Final Fantasy VI sit at a table with plates of steak and salad. A ghost waiter looms over them.

Can't wage war on an empty stomach! #FF6

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SPACE ZONE 🪐

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PSA Outer Wilds is 50% off on Steam till Thursday! This is the biggest discount it's ever gotten; usually sales max at 40%.
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A hand holding a crossstitch embroidery in a hot pink frame. It features a white on black design, with an art nouveau border. The text reads "live laugh losing it", with a glitch effect on "losing it"

A hand holding a crossstitch embroidery in a hot pink frame. It features a white on black design, with an art nouveau border. The text reads "live laugh losing it", with a glitch effect on "losing it"

NEW PATTERN ✨

This one was outta my comfort zone, but MAN was it fun to stitch.

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this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

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Thanks for sharing this, Frank. Seeing the joy and seemingly effortless (but obviously very difficult) movement was amazing to behold. A well deserved win!

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Photo of a tiled wall. On it there is a sticker of Bart Simpson and Raphael the ninja turtle. Above them in Simpson's font reads: fuck ice, dude.

Photo of a tiled wall. On it there is a sticker of Bart Simpson and Raphael the ninja turtle. Above them in Simpson's font reads: fuck ice, dude.

Good piss

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please don't do this. especially if it's your first time in someone's stream. we don't get to turn this off, and for many of us (including me), streaming is a secondary or even primary form of income.

just get up and get some water or a snack. the content will still be there.

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