Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

people set 5 year plans like “raise ten billion dollars and tell people how to spend the majority of their waking lives” but mine is like. walk to the beach in summer. make art and music in the evenings, maybe order indian food with friends. play chivalry 2. go to the mountains in winter.

🏄‍♂️ surfed some little tiny waves today
🏄‍♂️ had fun carving
🏄‍♂️ there was a photographer
🍅 I forgot sunscreen
🍕my diet has been poor and it shows

Wish more media companies thought like this.

“This is our little business—we just need to have these margins, pay our employees, and that’s it." www.cjr.org/analysis/defector-last-g...

Current AI feels like something out of a Philip K Dick story because it answers a question very few people were asking: What if a computer was stupid?

they’re watching

hmm yes i think i will join the invite only experimental social media protocol that uses composable moderation, cryptography, and decentralization, in order to talk about how those things are horrible and people who like them are evil and bluesky should abandon them and be “twitter, but i am elon”

Trying to buy in Portugal is like: you would like to pay 50k up front? Cool. Here’s your mortgage. Btw you have to pay 100k up front

Just cut in a wonky mullet and for the first time in >10 years, I feel myself again

2 stacked on top of one another

pictured: me and my friends building things together

Shed a tear watching kung fu panda 3 ama

Shed a tear watching king fu panda 2 ama

Finding out about the making of this hits so hard, particularly learning about a cobbled-together team of industry outcasts who came together to create such a kind piece of cinema

“…I think we can totally stand up to Disney with a lot less money and time and just say, you know, we’re fucking here…”
https://youtu.be/WRr5uRmkNaQ

coffee hatch naptime apparently

gm. Bobby has started striking on the way home. He harnesses the weight of 1,000 suns and enters rock mode

meninos

Boys

WE LIKE THE SILLY GLASSES

Wayne's World - Product Placement Product Placement

me rn: https://youtu.be/8lgLYGBbDNs

we miss vienna

my lil bro will be in the military parade at the coronation and I am very proud of him. that’s it, that’s the post

I’m probably a crypto guy but I too, hate this kind of crypto guy

the space has, unfortunately, rewarded the most awful portion of american libertarians, however it’s also unlocked new ways to efficiently organise as collectives—not because of technical development but by elevating p2p technologies

is bluesky already cursed? did not open this app to read takes saying blockchain-enjoyers = nazis

I am a: man
seeking a: breakfast squad

(sees 3 identical ternary operators in a row in prod)

Interlinked. INTERLINKED. What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked. INTERLINKED. Within cells interlinked. WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED. Dreadfully. DREADFULLY What's it like to be filled with dread? Dreadfully. DREADFU