This machine does not know the difference between metal and flesh. Nor does it care.

getting this tattooed above my pussy someday

Pee-wee's Big Adventure and Videodrome secured

Freshly showered... now what?

#thick #nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #goon #PAWG #realgirls #tribme #18+ #curvy #Evabear<3

Mood

How does one go about getting dicked down by a goth mommy with big jugs?

Asking for myself.

Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger

Chrono Trigger

Happy 31st Anniversary to #ChronoTrigger 🐸⚔️❤️

This is a really cute pic you’re so pretty

Titty Toosday

#thick #nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #goon #tittytuesday #realgirls #18+ #curvy #Evabear<3

So I guess it was either World War III or drag queens reading books to our children.

Coming back up for air. Shaved my head again deal with it.

a man says " fart noises " in front of a shelf of toys ALT: a man says " fart noises " in front of a shelf of toys

Breaking my latest Bluesky hiatus to react to Roman Reins winning the Rumble

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Ok I’ve sobered up lol thanks for the messages… it was a fun night 🫣

Noted! I'll move it to the top of the queue!

I hate this shit so much. I know these places have to make money but what the fuck?

Mood

😚

Happy Friday ✌️

I haven’t! But it’s on my list…

I'm actually ashamed that it has taken me so long to watch Buckaroo Banzai. What an incredible fever dream of a movie and absolutely packed with talented actors. OBSESSED.

Small feet for a bloke

Feelin myself (literally)

#thick #nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #goon #PAWG #realgirls #18+ #curvy #b&w #monochrome #Evabear<3

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Can I like pay a service to come do this or?

There’s no way I’m falling for this a third time

My dog would sigh loudly at this then leave 😭

Nah that’s queen shit. Next time trick them both into coming over 🚂

“You’re My Present This Year”: An Oral History of the Folgers Incest Ad The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.

I’m in the holiday flow state now. Happy Holidays and happy Folgers Incest Ad Season to those who celebrate.

www.gq.com/story/folger...

God damn do I fuck with Peggle