Damn it, thought this was one of your husband's crossword clues

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

shouldn't you be solving a crossword right now?

It's a thing that makes me wonder why I send you money every month

"Replace the shagging and drop the naked people: how to fix porn"

A freak in the sheets! Autistic woman unveils sexy new Excel masterpiece An autistic woman has created a spreadsheet she kind of low-key wants to fuck, eyewitnesses have reported.  Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to…

Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to state that while the content of the spreadsheet was not, in itself, sexual, it would definitely send nerds worldwide into a horny administrative frenzy.

oh my godddddd

Human ages are zero indexed

Oh no! Autistic woman loses all respect for colleague after learning he uses ChatGPT An autistic woman has had to mentally downgrade her colleague from “decent enough bloke” to “empty-headed slopliker” after learning that he uses ChatGPT at work like that’s a normal and fine thing to…

Natasha Weaving, 37, made the chilling discovery on Monday when she noticed colleague Eddie Albington, 38, using his laptop in meetings before fully saying the stupidest shit she had ever heard in her life.

Autistic woman’s quarterly rebrand just same old suffering with new haircut An autistic woman’s quarterly rebrand has failed to alter her miserable existence apart from making her hair look slightly different, eyewitnesses have claimed. Pippa Durham, 33, who experiences the…

An autistic woman’s quarterly rebrand has failed to alter her miserable existence apart from making her hair look slightly different, eyewitnesses have claimed.

I have just caught up on this, and I just want to say: whistling.

1. Anyone making that sound with their face should have their face stapled shut
2. It literally makes me curl over in pain
3. Why is it socially acceptable? If I went "HHARRRRRRRR" at the same volume people would tell me to shut up!

wait, which of the doctors were forgeries?

shall i compare thee to a summers day?

thou art more lovely and have bigger knockers

A framed picture of a fat, almost rectangular, pig in a field. The pig is looking at the viewer, with what I perceive as slight concern. In the distance is a red building and some trees without leaves

Got myself a fat rectangular pig
#art #pig

Gender? I hardly know them!

I was irritated because when it came to ask for a ticket for it I suddenly lost all confidence in how to pronounce Archipelago. I crumbled. Pronounced it like arch. 16 years on, still one of those moments that I think about at night.

For John Virgo's funeral they put him in a black suit. When they tried to lower his coffin into the grave they had to lift him back out and place him on his spot because they hadn't buried the guys in the brown, blue and pink suits first.
#joke #snooker #badpuns

Taking off your clothes so your debate opponent's eyes pop out and they howl like a cartoon wolf is known as an ad homina homina hominem

3 days in and half your chat dies myteriously after a particularly challenging crossword

oh god damn it it me

screenshot of post by "rawsauce": I wanna record an audiobook that's 8 hours of breathing and page turning. Then just "Oh you mean out loud?" right at the end.

This is very @brainmage.bsky.social coded

Last night I met a guy who said everyone in his office uses ChatGPT "because you just type in two lines and it generates a whole email for you!"

And I *very correctly* replied that "no one wants that 'whole email' they just want the two lines - and they all hate you"

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'

typical ai use case

2 panel comic Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him. Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt

rip 😔

my comments to discord on their addition of AI I feel like every company is rushing to integrate 'ai' features into their apps and they are just awful. First of all, AI is a marketing term, there is no intelligence. Open AI encourages people to do drugs and kill themselves. Grok allows its users to make naked underage people. Research studies prove AI makes you less intelligent. Microsoft tells people not to use their own AI because i doesn't do math correctly. NOTHING GOOD has come from AI. and all you companies are just running to use it for reasons passing understanding. It provides no actual benefit, it damages the environment, it's built on theft, and the people who build it and promote it are actively horrible, and thus if you implement it, you too will be an actively horrible company.

Was I too over the top when they asked for my feelings on the matter?

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

The Jason Momoa sneaking up on Henry Cavill meme. Cavill is captioned 'everyone in mid december declaring work issues 'a January problem', is unaware that Momoa, is creeping behind him with an impish expression. Momoa is captioned 'January'

Inspirational! Severely depressed autistic woman now slightly less depressed An autistic woman has been hailed online as "an inspiration" after going from very severely depressed to slightly less depressed, it has been reported. Ellie Mulligan, 23, who has been suffering from…

Ellie Mulligan, 23, who has been suffering from a clinical depressive episode for several months, is reported to have both brushed her teeth and showered this morning – a vast improvement from having been “living like a swamp beast,” her housemates have said.

Tried to use one of those nostril hair trimmers but pushed too far. Bled a fair amount, but now it's stopped and I am REALLY into using ChatGPT