I really appreciate how CAMP the Goa’uld are in Season 6. Licking their lips, the swagger, catwalk. Serving cunt.

I’m about to start working much closer to teams of Italians and I have been told I am going to offend them constantly with my candour.

Great. 😬

“Read my lips, the civil service code outlines the appointments process for someone joining the civil service without currently possessing a security vetting and the responsibilities of cabinet office NSV and the department the appointee is joining…” #ukPol

You know you’re in for a wild ride of obfuscation when Starmer starts a sentence with “Let me be clear…” #ukPol

@smalltown2k superposition.

“There is a problem with your device. Let’s fix it.”

I assure you Microsoft, you and I disagree on what the fix for my work laptop would truly be.

Good morning to the alarm monitoring system person who saw me walk by in my pants as I turned off the alarm after their system’s geofence fucked up, and my husband’s trip to the gym turned on the armed for away despite me very much still at home in the aforementioned pants.

[Lazy obscene Great Western Main Line pun]

@discobear « Flying banana ».

@smalltown2k I think we really fucked up paying for software upgrades in the 2010s.

[Lazy obscene Great Western Main Line pun]

@discobear wash that Falmouth out with soap.

Always surprised at the appalling running form on display so early in a marathon. Even amongst the people who have trained.

Who needs a running coach?

What 3 Words has how many legitimate interest and non-rejectable linking cookies?

Burn that shit to the ground.

GET:

isthestraughtofhormuzopen.com

RESPONSE:

status code 451

To all the folks making their way to the Manchester Marathon have a great time.

I’ll be marshalling which always sounds more impressive than what it is.

@aphyr sorry. Your delivery has been unexpectedly delayed.

I tried to buy a domain name before I started on a project. The transaction failed.

Now I need to do the project out of spite, eh?

Kenya believe it?

@Goodwithcolour Canada has had them for years. They’re harmless and easily ignored.

The rule of tannoy announcements:

Transit authorities may issue one tannoy announcement regarding bylaw infraction penalties per issued bylaw infraction penalty.

Thus, TfGM would have to have zero announcements about smoking on platforms and trams.

Why does this feel like Assassin’s Creed?

This feels like Assassin’s Creed?

Oh my god. The start of this game is so half arsed.

“Giles… you will be missed.” *pours wine?*

Games without an online component shouldn’t come with an EULA.

(Crimson Desert’s isn’t too long but … I don’t have to agree to a licence to read a book.)

First Manchester Barry’s cult member to finish hell well. 💅

Two words too long.

Share This House with Ewan McVicar needs to be banned from Gaydio.

Gaydio needs to be on Fed so I can complain the numerous times I encounter this song, 100% of them while in the car.

Last class of Barry’s Hell Week in 32 minutes. I’m going to deload so hard next week. 😮‍💨

"The illusion of free choice" meme template A cow stands before two hallways: "Log in with one-time code" and "Log in with password". Both hallways actually lead to "We emailed you a one-time code"

Fun fact. I started watching Stargate SG-1 from Season 6 and went back after and watched from Season 1 to 6, 1 to 7, 1 to 8, etc.

I’m already annoyed with Jonas Quinn and Daniel Jackson hasn’t even “died” yet.

He’s basically a fucked Teflon frying pan, scratched to hell and leeching poison into our food, crusted with carbon and long since needing to be binned. #ukPol