i wish I could share my location w my dogs

people who have their phone/apps on light mode are serial killers

kimchi grilled cheese that is all

trying to stay away from it but the snippets of info i am learning about the diddy trial is truly unreal

King penguin on South Georgia island, with leucism genetic coloring meaning yellow and white

“Americans think they’re so special with their orange celebrity president. Well guess what? We have our own celebrity version of Don the Con. Meet Yolk Hogan, the leader of the Literal Party. -Literal Party Press Statement

Photo: Yves Adams

i think we should gaslight men into thinking the back of the crowd is the best place to stand for a concert. maybe tell them being in the front is gay or something. ill keep workshopping it

can’t believe this time tmw ill be back on the road to montana

on todays ep of chronically online or gay

frothing at the mouth to be crouched down in the yellowstone river looking at rocks

there’s something so magical about a very hot woman smoking a cigarette

im so tired of people wanting to “help” the state of the world but then not willing to make minor sacrifices to do so

family feud is out here calling butts a “corn cannon” on national tv

I like that better

can you touch on me and not call me afterrrr

It’s the American dream

i love hitting my weed pen on my way outside to smoke weed

is it depression or do i actually LOVE my bed

Im honestly so sick of social media because i didn’t sign up to see all this suggested shit. What are the people I care about up to? “We think you’ll like” I dont. Go away.

people who use their teeth to bite open a beer need to be studied

it’s crazy that when one of my socks gets a hole in the big toe area i always somehow put the sock on the same foot

I love tofu

the past two pedicures ive gotten the person doing it has done the wrong color :( and im too much of a coward to say anything lmao

my grandma to my cousins: I don’t have a favorite!
my gma to her friends: oh my favorite granddaughter is here!

meatball jacuzzi

straight up the only thing keeping me alive is knowing my uncle would put my dogs in the pound

i should be in a snow covered hot spring right now but noooo instead im in FLORIDA 😡

i am so lucky to have such amazing friends

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country