Allegedly yes

It's pretty great that Iranian hackers would attack BlueSky of all places. Like aliens going to war with Earth and attacking Pluto

Each day I see some goddamn nonsense and I have to fight the Only My Generation Was Good feeling. Worrying that I'm already this close. Gonna be posting We Drank From The Hose stuff about like, the advent of chillwave

Craig Andersen is retired now

I do think Leaf fans should overrun Game 3 of Canes-Sens as a bit. Cheering for like Dakota Joshua as the game goes on

unfortunately for the Raptors Quickley Out is both a status report and a forecast

I do think the "it's fine to miss your flight" discourse is valuable because it's such an efficient way to identify people who lack an immortal soul

FANS: Please just go back to 1-8 seeding and make the tiniest gestures at consistent discipline

NHL: that's too hard. We can weirdly imbalance the rhythm of a playoff series to suit a terrible GM. Do you like this

Not to yell at the LeBot but it's obnoxious how the NHL loves debating pointless tweaks like this but we apparently can't do anything about the dogshit playoff format or the inept DOPS

Ty rattie

sabres god's team question mark

All these right wingers who converted to Catholicism in adulthood were just shopping around for an ideology that justified their pre-existing instincts and prejudices. If you convince them that Catholicism means peace and charity they'll just drop it and keep shopping.

Bud we had Belfour and Bower and Cujo. Settle down

The series seems to be Carolina vs. Carolina Lite

Lol

"The Canes are better defensively than the Leafs were!" Of course, but.... c'mon

I don't want to be mean here but having seen Playoff Freddie Andersen you should not be getting shut out by him

you can't put a price on veteran savvy

eno rof eno si edart eht

sometimes the favourites are favourites for a reason

Round 1 COLORADO over LOS ANGELES (5) DALLAS over MINNESOTA (7) VEGAS over UTAH (7) EDMONTON over ANAHEIM (6) BUFFALO over BOSTON (7) TAMPA BAY over MONTREAL (6) CAROLINA tied with OTTAWA (9) PITTSBURGH over PHILADELPHIA (7) Round 2 COLORADO over DALLAS (6) EDMONTON over VEGAS (6) CAROLINA tied with OTTAWA (17) BUFFALO tied with TIME VORTEX (∞) TAMPA BAY over TAMPA BAY (-1) PITTSBURGH over PITTSBURGH Round 3 COLMONTON over EDORADO (alpha) CAROLINA tied with OTTAWA (307) P̶͎͛I̵͍̟̅T̸̞̎T̸̗̪̽S̶̞̦̐B̴̞̗͘U̶̱͂R̸̬̫̕G̸̼̏͗H̸̻̆ Round 4 TAMPA BAY (0)

hey guys, last minute but here are my playoff predictions

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Jetpack guys are so annoying. "On my way does the spot have a helipad?" idk man it's a bowling alley

Regrettably: yes

"Oh hey guys yeah just passing through alright seeya"

I think they're probably going to try this year regardless unless Matthews demands a trade, which I don't think he's yet doing. I'd like to pick top five this year but we'll see

Fulmination is more a state of mind than an infinitive but yes

It's a powerful experience

"This book, which I selected myself, is horrendous. You should never waste time on it. But I must tell you all the ways in which it sucks."