Bitch, you went from a wanting a souped up camper van to feeling you deserve a private plane. Show us your damn phone records, bitch. And your mandate letters. Also, you need more scrutiny. Much more. Clinical scrutiny. A catheter of scrutiny. A colonoscopy of scrutiny. An IV drip of scrutiny.

Doug Ford, the Premier of Ontario, is dressed like Hervé Villechaize's character, Tatoo, from the show "Fantasy Island." Ford is pointing to the sky and saying, "Da plane! Da plane!" The image is AI generated.

ANALYSIS: Doug Ford could have seen this coming | TVO Today The premier bought more than he bargained for with his private jet. He’s not the first to make this mistake.

Doug Ford --- and everyone else --- should have seen this coming. The premier and his jet: www.tvo.org/article/anal... #onpoli

Waiting for an MRI in Ontario can take anywhere up to eight months and Doug Ford spent 29 MRI machines on a jet so he could be more comfy on his one-hour flight to Ottawa once a year.

COPENHAGEN, we're coming for you.
Once more, we're going to Blackwork Tattoo Convention, the world's best melting pot of tattoos, extreme metal, RPGs, art, and day drinking with friendly freaks. Come to Onkel Dannys Plads, play a game, buy a zine, carve your flesh and ruin your hearing.
It's FREE!

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Good timing. It's freezing here. You'll arrive just as things warm up.

Through Dungeons Deep: A Fantasy Gamer’s Handbook (1982)

I love a book about RPGs. Read more here: www.vintagerpg.com/2026/04/through-dungeons... #TTRPG

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I think it says on the tin.

If he thought he could use our money to buy himself a private jet just imagine what's on his phone records he doesn't want us to see.

Who Needs A Gravy Plane? [Jet Sold Edition] No one needs a private jet, including the premier of Ontario. The short-lived purchase offers a lesson for governments everywhere.

Let’s talk about Doug Ford’s (for sale) gravy plane and the limits of what politicians need while the rest of us struggle to make it through the day.

www.davidmoscrop.com/p/who-needs-...

Logs in to see if the Strait is open or closed today, if Doug Ford bought a yacht he didn't tell us about, and if Pierre Poilievre is going to a monster truck rally this week.

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

He might as well answer in Russian.

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Pretty cool!

You're in a desert walking along when you see a tortoise crawling towards you. You flip the tortoise over on its back, it lays there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that?

i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.

How well does that projector work?

Carbon tax stickers that don't stick. License plates you can't see. Beeping Covid bracelets that don't exist. Wind turbines torn down and then built again. An Ontario Science Centre roof that refuses to collapse.

Are we even sure Doug's new private jet has wings?

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Tinpot host country, tinpot governing body, will be a tinpot tournament after we exit

You guys get a fuckjet too?

A Doug fuckjet?

A DOUG FORD FUCKJET?!?

Lucky.