Mayor McCheese has done NOTHING to address the real issues, he just deflects to Fry Guy immigration.

So the plot of Pragmata is you have to escort M3GAN to safety?

WWE is going to need so many celebrity guests to make up for that first night of Wrestlemania.

What if Marvel doesn't have a sliding time scale, what if a year on Earth-616 is just 1,825 days long.

The first four hundred or so video games I purchased didn't fill this yawning chasm inside of me, but I've got a good feeling about this one.

I've been waiting outside Panucci's for someone to come Facebook fight me...

If you had given me 10,000 guesses as to how tonight's main event would go, I don't know that I would have landed on "Darby squashes MJF."

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Let's not even get into how much of the UK's wind mainland Europe is stealing!

I made an audience participation script for a high school putting on Rocky Horror, and I'm getting Google notifications that the kids are cutting out all the lines referencing Eddie being played by Meatloaf because none of them know who that is and don't get any of the jokes.

Is it powder to make you stop bleeding or powder to use if your blood has stopped?

This is the review I want for Taco Bell. "It was open."

The doctored/doctor thing is already stupid, but keep in mind they're trying to say an image posted by the President, on his own account, on the social media platform made for him, was somehow altered without his knowledge.

My dog when it's time to come back inside where all her food, treats, toys, and beds are, and all her demands are met as soon as she makes them: intolerable, an outrage, I refuse to be treated this way and will not take another step.

Minus Zero trailer drops this evening. For the record, I am Team Anguirus.

I loved this game so much, I had the official strategy guide and it was full of more illustrations like this. Utterly charming, I could play it for days on end.

I still don't understand the rationale behind installing that button in the first place...

Absolutely amazing show. Every match was spectacular. Tremendous accomplishment, from a wrestling perspective maybe one of the best top to bottom ever, along with compelling and daring creative choices. Undeniably amazing. Cage and Cope lost, minus 3 stars.

Uh oh, I feel like we're about to hear Gabe Kidd was legit hurt.

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Credit to the crowd; we are 8 matches into a 9-match card, plus Zero Hour, and they're still completely in this. It enhances every match.

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The sitcom opening popped me, I eat that kinda stuff up.

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Amen.

This show has no Swerve, no Brody, no Hangman, no Claudio, no Toni Storm, no Statlander, no Mercedes, no Hurt Business, and it's still been completely stacked from top to bottom.

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Ok I take back what I just said because Hayter's powerbomb and then no-selling the spider bend was DEVASTATING.

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Man Thekla is kicking Hayter's ass this match, this is almost one-sided.

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Kevin Knight!! Man legitimately anyone in that match could have won and they still picked the right guy.

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@bowensofficial.bsky.social offense innovation is UNREAL. This guy needs to have a push to the moon. Get him a program that works ASAP.

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Sweet Christmas the #AEW midcard roster is so unbelievably stacked. And any of these guys could easily be moved up the card, too. Unreal how stacked this company is.

I've seen a lot of matches that were great. A lot of matches that were phenomenal. Andrade vs. Darby a match I can safely say FUCKED.

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Kind of in shock about the finish to that match, but also now really invested in where Jericho goes from here.

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How was that not the finish?? That Codebreaker was INSANE.

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