maybe we cull husbands instead.

Sometimes, all a girl needs is a loaf of fresh sourdough, a whole lump of Kerrygold butter, a toaster, and a hair tie.

The professional roller coaster I’ve been in for the last few weeks needs to stop. I want off.

“If you’re in a bad spot, never sit down.”

Those words just altered my brain chemistry.

Riot Women on BritBox. I HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO ABOUT THIS SHOW.

If you’re in peri or menopause, you need this show in your life.

I can’t today.

a woman with a bandage on her head is sitting next to a man with a bandage on his face . ALT: a woman with a bandage on her head is sitting next to a man with a bandage on his face .

“I wanna keep talking to you even though I just told you I have a girlfriend now.”

My dude. No. How disrespectful. To me and your new girlfriend. Blocked and you’re lucky I have no one to report your ass to.

Men truly aren’t lonely enough. And it’s all because of their own damn fault and their own damn horrid behavior.

So many evangelical Christian churches are nothing more than end times death cults hiding underneath mega church dressing.

Source: me, who grew up in that environment. These folks get off on their insane wannabe martyr complex.

I was up (on purpose) to see the full moon lunar eclipse so yeah, safe to say I absorbed some energy. Cuz now I wanna fight everything and everybody.

Today would have been my Grandma’s 100th birthday.

It’s also the 9th anniversary of my Grandpa’s passing.

And that ear. Wow. You would never know it’d been shot.

If you haven’t already, you might want to gas up your car(s)…

The PWHL The League Legends Call Home

The PWHL has a YouTube page and they stream their games 😉

youtube.com/@thepwhloffi...

Seeing all these positive videos about NYC snow shovelers has me smirking in WPA.

Fiiiiiiine. I’ll go rewatch Crazy Ex Girlfriend for the 600th time.

Perfect gif is perfect.

bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows two men talking to each other ALT: bob 's burgers is a cartoon that shows two men talking to each other

Got my hair cut yesterday. My salon caters to women, so, huge selling point. If they have male stylists, I’ve never seen one.

I’m getting my hair washed before the cut & this DUDE walks in & totally ruins the whole vibe. Even my stylist made a face & nodded when she saw my similar reaction.

My new favorite thing is seeing all the confused, sleepy Ramadan kitties pop up on my timeline. Though I am a bit annoyed at Al Gore’s Rhythm for not blessing my feed before now.

Either way, Ramadan Mubarak to the kitties and their humans!

I saw a comment “As a Canadian, maybe the women of America needed the win more than we did.”

Thanks for being good neighbors, Canada.

I usually do this closer to April/May timeframe, but, with :::gestures broadly::: I’m starting the weekly review of my voter registration NOW.

Samantha: The Next Chapter Hardcover Book | American Girl® Adult fans can continue Samantha Parkington’s story in this historical-fiction novel set in 1920 New York City. 256 pages. Hardcover. Author: Fiona Davis.

Attention fellow millennials (especially those of us of the elder variety). Time to spend our adult money.

www.americangirl.com/products/sam...

Been off since Dec 19th. About to log in for the first time since then.

It’s gonna be a bloodbath.

Just cleared out The Roster so I’m departing 2025 the same way I started it (& the whole decade) - single as a pringle with zero prospects.

Sometimes it’s good to start with a clean slate & the reminder that the odds might have been good, but the goods were definitely odd.

Choose yourself. Always.

I’m sick as heck after spending all week in Vegas for work and now I’ve got a dude shopping my Instacart order.

Will the horrors never subside.

This week really drove home the fact that solo travel begets badasses.

Ergo, if you travel solo, you are an undeniable badass in every aspect of your life.

For a holiday week, today is unhinged.

When did making kids go hungry become a Christian value?

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera while another man stands behind him . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera while another man stands behind him .

Did I just shame the sole Englishman in The Roster over the fact that he willingly admitted to eating food with no seasoning?

Yes. Yes I did. And I’ll keep doing it.

Salisbury Steak Meatballs Salisbury Steak Meatballs are an easy comfort food dinner—frozen meatballs simmered in rich brown gravy with mushrooms.​

Every single recipe I’ve made from this site has been 10/10.

Tonight’s dinner below.

Added sliced red onion, garlic, wee pinch of cayenne, used mushroom & onion soup mix in place of gravy, & added a heaping amount of sour cream at the end.

www.themagicalslowcooker.com/salisbury-st...

GRIM REAPER I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. SEVERAL, IN FACT.