I’m mostly happy with where I live but occasionally I scroll through old photos and am struck by Feel Like Shit Just Want Her Back (her being the North Atlantic Ocean)

they're always big strong manly men who believe that men should defend their families... until they talk shit and get hit, and then they start crying "felony assault"

well, it wouldn't really be finals season if my brain wasn't fighting extremely hard to convince me that we should be hyper focusing on a new sewing project instead of learning tax law

Graduation drag show with my favorite professor, maybe law school was worth it after all

I know the answer is probably "because of the real estate lobby" and "because Congress doesn't pass laws anymore" :/

at the risk of sounding like a naive little baby, if Brookings, the Tax Policy Center, and the Cato Institute all agree that the Mortgage Interest Deduction is broken, whyyyyy does it still exist?

I have a curse where I reverse-manifest things

accidentally felt hope AND told people about it, which is unfortunately my most surefire way to make sure the hoped-for thing cannot come to pass

Truly, I have seen 1Ls fail a cold call more gracefully 😂

When the top comment on a reel complaining about No Kings is some tanky saying “bring back lobotomies.” Like girl at this point just say you hate women and go! Youre gross!

A lot of leftists complain about “white women” in order to give themselves woke cover for what is actually just straightforward sexism

I've discussed Lassiter v Dept of Social Services in 5 different classes now and I've never gotten less mad about it

Never should have learned the term supersetting because now I’m using it as an excuse to rush through my workouts

Back on my bullshit (working on the play I’ve been trying to rewrite for four years now)

Happy St Patrick's Day to the Irish-American tradition that's about solidarity with oppressed peoples and opposition to imperialism, and *NOT* to the part that's about integration into American whiteness via exercises in domineering racism.

My recently used emojis are telling a story rn 🤷💀🥹🌀🙅😭🥲🔪

I could never be an appellate litigator because when a judge asks “what if [crazy hypo]” my instinct is always to be like “idk man 🤷 that’d be crazy.”

Oof, feeling the four-years-in-one-place urge to run away from everything

No Gimme Gimme Gimme? No super trouper? No Take a Chance on Me?? Criminal!

Sorry to my favorite bar, but advertising a night as an abba/disco party and then having the only abba song of the night be dancing queen is diabolical

Putting on my “having a normal one” soundtrack (silver spring, full volume, on repeat)

those words are going to be on the bar??? 😵‍💫🫣

How dare you make me read that series of words

Almost got annoyed that the gym TVs weren’t playing women’s hockey then realized they were playing women’s basketball. Happy international women’s day

Have already seen multiple Santos/Garcia edits to “casual.” Of course

The devil works fast, but whoever is making all these Pitt edits works faster

It’s exhausting being ruled over by teenage boys

Truly there’s no higher-stakes situation than playing pool with another butch present (I suck at pool)

Castmate, seeing that I’m watching hockey on my phone: are you rooting for the penguins or the devils?
Me: secret third option, the Sirens