THE ADVERSARY (DANNY MCBRIDE): What’s up Job, you pious dick? Looks like you got too many kids and cattle and not enough sore boils up in this bitch.

Broke friends don’t even have android phones anymore they have some shit called a Quasar

It’s so sweet that Matt calls him “Bird”

A very fashionable chihuahua in sunglasses. Caption: “This tiny dog had everyone's attention in Japan”

As well he should

Hawk tuah spit on the thing

(New audience, nobody here knows this yet…)

Hi Bluesky I love playing and toys

Saw this cool dog on the way into Barbie

Trump: Ron's Stand is the worst I've ever seen. Why don't you bring it out now, Ron
DeSantis: Shut up! My Stand is- is great. It's called Ocean Avenue. Like the Yellowcard song.
Trump: It's got a D in Speed and Power, folks. I've seen the chart. All it does is wash his hands for him in the bathroom

there’s something about the storyline of tears of the kingdom that already feels pervasively anti-labor. sorry, i have no idea what the fuck that means, i haven’t even played it yet. just felt like typing a post

If psychedelics were as transformational as their advocates thought then all the billionaires who’ve done them wouldn’t be billionaires anymore

Blue GUY social

this is actually kinda how it worked out for me