I saw something the other day Darth that someone posted and it was like:

(I’m starting to think) “we all actually died in 2020 and this is the bad place, isn’t it?”

It would explain A LOT DARTH.

With any luck hopefully our basement needs ZERO buckets haha 🤣

Tate has a special coat, which is basically a swaddle:

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Tate decided that the more favorable place was in the bathroom while I showered 😂 instead of the bedroom (with Parker) and he kept putting his paws on the tub edge and I was like “if you jump in you’re getting a bath, and a bath cannot be more desirable”

He did not join me but like WHY are dogs 😆

From what we got Tuesday compared to now - 1000% worse today LOL 😆

Also, that was supposed to say “buckle up” but you know what, bucket is still appropriate.

We actually get tornado watches/warnings quite often all the way into the city. What’s more wild about this storm (imo) is how large/far it stretches. Usually they don’t run the entire state width diagonally, across the lake all the way down to St Louis. And wide enough to be almost west to east. 😵‍💫

Cassie is asleep under the covers (practically a bomb-proof dog).

Tate… well… he tries his best. 💖

See, that was just the first wave of it. It’s going to be storming with thunder until midnight here (at least).

And we have a tiny gremlin who HATES the boom booms.

If we didn’t already have the other vacation planned I so would have been there. I can’t wait to see everyone’s photos.

Bucket up kids it’s about to be REAL FUN.

They’re little pb+j’s but the bread is super soft & as you can guess… no crust. They also have a chocolate+hazelnut, and a pb+honey. They’re convenient & safe tbh. You can also make your own w/ a little press! No pouch! And any jam flavor is a huge plus for me. I have this press:

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Fortune: The Navy confirmed an 'abundant amount' of Uncrustables when the Artemis II crew lands. Smucker's just offered them a lifetime supply By Catherina Gioino News Editor April 10, 2026, 5:48 PM ET Smucker's just promised the Artemis Il crew a lifetime supply of Uncrustables. IMAGE FROM UNCRUSTABLES INSTAGRAM

*googles how to become an astronaut*

I low key find announcement timeline of “we’re having another baby” and/or “open marriage” to “divorce” super fascinating though

And I always wonder does the person who is not happy w/ the situation really not have anyone in their life who will call out the 🚩/power imbalance in the whole scenario?

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

I’d be down for that collab lol

That’s fine it’s more for me. Lol

We also have the pop-tart ones haha 🤣

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New Collection: I've been searching for a while for a way to bring these ideas to life in a way that was both aesthetic and authentic to Tiny Werewolves - but also meaningful in the message. I've played with some of these retro characters before in past subscription boxes, but the inspiration came from the song in the old movie intermission advert "Let's all go to the lobby" where it features anthropomorphic snacks dancing and singing their way to the lobby during intermission. Let's All go to the Lobby!

New Designs: Let's All Start A Riot To Get Ourselves Some Rights

Remember to Pie Your Local Homophobe & Transphobe

I did a few pride-inspired designs based on that movie advert a few years ago … mine were a MOOD though lol 🤣🤷‍♀️

I love using those characters as references for things, they’re randomly so niche yet not at the same time. People know them even when they don’t haha.

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Cassie waiting for belly rubs

Cassie waits for belly rubs between breakfast and dinner time, if ideas are required lol.

*slides this into @parkermolloy.com’s mentions… definitely for no reason*

I will say my favorite part of viewing your experience was when we were watching and suddenly Parker Posey appeared on screen and then you were like “Holy shit Parker Posey is this too!?” 🤣

Like idk 🤷‍♀️ haha apparently 😆

Tbh this has the making of a new mediocre-style challenge

*Note some folks get confused about our Tour de Mediocre thinking we’re saying the restaurants are bad but it’s the opposite. Usually they’re good: service is fine, food is consistent - everything you want from something that’s middle tier.

I also still knew every song from the movie, despite not hearing it for like 20+ years LOL

How this started is we never know what to watch or we “add something to the list for later” … where it dies in what I call the watchlist graveyard.

So when I saw Uptown Girls I was like we’re doing it. We’re just putting it on otherwise we’ll never watch it.

The same went for tonight with Josie.

I’ve been making Parker watch movies from the early 2000s she’s never seen and tonight was Josie and the Pussycats.

The first was about a month ago, we watched Uptown Girls (2003).

Working at the Onion must be so f*cking hard when a real headline is "FEMA official claims god teleported him to Waffle House" Post from threads by user Brett Pucino @bpucino

lol @bencollins.bsky.social @leilza.bsky.social @theonion.com

The last two generations came of age in a world where digital birthday cards are standard, signatures are scrawled awkwardly using a finger and to-do shopping lists no longer offer the satisfying opportunity to scratch out item after item. No one really needs physical paper and pen anymore. Yet Stationerycore reminds us of the everyday mindfulness necessary to write anything out longhand, and celebrates even the ordinary for functional design: While I was talking to Kayla Pekkala of the “small-batch” Chicago-based stationery company Tiny Werewolves — “retro-inspired art infused with socio-political commentary” — she noted even the Bic pen I was holding was stationery. She wasn’t as judgy as that sounds. Indeed, unlike a lot of subcultures — “Star Wars” fans, online influencers, ballroom dancers, whatever — Stationerycore comes

Lol. @kaylapekkala.com got interviewed by a Tribune reporter at Chicago Stationery Fest a few weeks back, and I love that they had to add that she "wasn't as judgy" as she sounds. If you know Kayla, you'll know why that's just perfect. Love that. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/03/26/c...

So I also self describe my brand as "small-batch" - but the writer throughout the whole thing puts one liners... my just felt a little too on the nose haha.

The unrelated standalone ones before that were "They had good timing." and "It makes a lot of sense in 2026" which are def not JUDGY LOL 🤣