At this point you could convince me we all died during COVID and are now living in hell.

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

I was just awarded the Peabody from "Allison's Peabody Awards" to be presented in my second bedroom which doubles as a podcast studio. I just want to thank all the wonderful competitors of which there were none, and the amazing judges which are me and my cats. GREAT HONOR!

Ah. Decorum. So important while the building burns.

President Zelensky 💫
Slava 🇺🇦

OH!

We are headed toward a US constitutional crisis vastly bigger than Watergate

When making a MAGA cabinet, it's very important to strike a careful balance between billionaires, sex criminals, Russian assets, anti-vaxxers, and just plain unpleasant people.

Is this out yet?

This is what family should be. They held her hands the entire time.