Relegate the Dodgers!

It’s terrible how little sympathy people have for guys like you and me

Sad and Deep as You

I loved mine (literally)

It’s good for them, helps build tolerance

Schtroumpfs really makes them sound like some kind of nazis

You live in a dumb time zone

That’s the only reason I didn’t pick him. Some of us are more anal than others.

Most definitely deserves a treat for putting up with that.

Ridiculjous

Dust in Iran
All we are is dust in Iran

But, but…you can finger paint with them!

Lois & Beetle crossover strips

Lois is canonically Beetle Bailey’s sister

He forgot The rent is too damn high

Go Go Gadget

Louder flights attendant?

I’m trying to reunite the Hare Krishnas

You know what they say about rabbits

It’s good advice if you fly between New York and Washington for business once a week, otherwise get there early and have a drink. I’m flying from Seoul to Toronto this week, missing that would be a nightmare of delays and expenses.

William Frawley or forget it

So does it count as an empty net goal?

Like the Norm Macdonald joke, asking his grandmother how she got a bad bruise on her arm ‘the wind’

First target: 1800-kars4kids

Lisa Simpsons ‘please not Ottawa’

Well I know my brain doesn’t hear what my digestive system is telling it when it’s deciding how much pizza to eat.

#lgs

Wire tangle

Pretty sure this is how my insides look

Are you sure? May be a Sixth Sense situation and you haven’t realized it yet.