one of many ways in which Gritty is not like ICE is that he's got nothing to prove

early morning after a night at the Cantab. they said at my age, i couldn't do it

i'm too high to watch baseball, but i hope our O's pull through and happy 4/20

it's after the end of the world
don't you know that yet?
it's after the end of the world
don't you know that yet?
it's after the end of the world
don't you know that yet?
it's after the end of the world
don't you know that yet?

Sun Ra and His Arkestra in Space Is the Place (1974)

#nw📽️

wow, Doug Jones is amazing

Amazon in 2016: these Echo devices are getting popular, but word's getting out that they listen in on your conversations. let's hope the public forgets or isn't too creeped out to keep buying them!

Prego in 2026: forget the marinara for a second; i'll bet we could sell them a listening device

dooo ittt

The Adventures of Pete and Pete

quick brag: i am crushing 30/30 this year! i'm up to 23 poems—three this morning. one was a cinquain, but still

a nonzero chance my last words will be "they never should've traded Mullins"

whatever else can be said of them, this year's Orioles team has proven that they won't just give up the game as soon as their opponents get the upper hand, and for that, they have my gratitude

Here watch this

Donate to Save Myles' Best Friend, organized by Myles Taylor I genuinely, for a moment, considered letting him die. But I’ve decided I can’t do that. Slee… Myles Taylor needs your support for Save Myles' Best Friend

hey, one of my poetry friends' cat is sick, so maybe pitch in if you can!

gofund.me/06f3bec41

short in back, jaw-length curls in the front

at last, my hotly anticipated new haircut! thanks to Somerville's own Hair at Little Hollow

i absolutely will

my brother works for the Pads, and i'm always asking him "how's Laureano," like in place of "what's up"

Donate to Save Myles' Best Friend, organized by Myles Taylor I genuinely, for a moment, considered letting him die. But I’ve decided I can’t do that. Slee… Myles Taylor needs your support for Save Myles' Best Friend

hey, one of my poetry friends' cat is sick, so maybe pitch in if you can!

gofund.me/06f3bec41

if you're a crewmember of a Starfleet ship and you're made to stand trial, you must choose a crewmate as your attorney. lawyers are against regulation

(i've got other great pictures of her, but we Orioles fans need a morale boost right now)

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (mandatory):

"the Orioles won't have a huge problem hitting left-handed pitchers this year," i said. "that's too stupid a problem to have two years in a row," i said

"the Orioles won't have a huge problem hitting left-handed pitchers this year," i said. "that's too stupid a problem to have two years in a row," i said

a nice big bowl of linguine fra diavolo topped with half-medallions of fried eggplant and seitan sausage

here's the fra diavolo with eggplant and seitan sausage that i made, if you're even looking or care

oh wow the Angels just mutilated the Yanks today huh

i am so angry at this AI-rotted website for breaking this morning because i had to wait a full two hours to tell you all that i love my cat very much 😡

of course it's in the Star Wars font. why would you even question that choice

he said he thought they were "considered a very liberal company"

this morning, my father texted me a (scam) copy editor job listing for the Walt Disney Company, saying it would "be cool to work for Disney" and acting surprised when i told him i didn't think that was true, and i'm still kind of amazed. just totally separate planes of reality

IMO the issue is not Geese or their label, the issue that your entire perception of culture and reality is filtered through algorithms designed to be manipulated by corporate and political interests.