I'm trying, but they won't do it without a chaperone.

Don't be out here drinking chamomile from Bigelow, telling people it tastes delicious.

No that tea I'm talking about is usually delicious, and gets better after the first steep.

And white tea. Just not in a bag in a box. Just send me the leaves.

I had a really good dealer in California his aunt grew... that's not even the point. If you're not steeping leaves out of a burlap sack, your tea is nasty.

I'm not upset. I just talk like this.

That is definitely adulting. Like continuing to clean after my speakers are blown.

I know people like to assume shit. I love them anyway

It's just the way I talk.

I love drinking tea. Saying this shit we sell in the US don't need a sweetener is straight up lies.

Ain't nobody mad

Because it is

Mfs out here trying to pretend tea actually taste good, and then call it adulting.

America Failures Are In It’s Elected Officials. Until We Remove Them Permanently From Office Nothing Will Change. Never Allow This To Happen Again! Agreed?

I don't women do weird shit all the time. The only time I could drink tea without a sweetener, I was steeping tea leaf pearls straight from China. I ain't drinking this shelf shit without some honey or stevia. If it tastes good it tastes good.

Also the shock some people have about how rude China might be makes me giggle

I was raised around Chinese Jamaicans

Buddy MAGA is unprepared

“…and they give you a flag to wave that was probably made in China”

Good LORD this made my chest hurt

I've been saying this since Bush was president.

GAME OVER!

Coconut creme at Country Style Buffet used to kidnap me every Sunday back in the day.

That's not a good enough reason.

Just eat the fucking donut

OMG!

They used to send my ex these in the mail. Which is the only reason I can thank that little Mexican girl for rear ending me.

These mfs specifically. 😭😭😭😭😭

Perfect

I guess I won't have to open it now.

I'm gonna need another chocolate bar.

I felt the same way when I lived in Virginia.