Happy Birthday! 🎉

*watching Decks & the City*
"I'm such a Veranda"

Petey USA - USA
Anxious - Bambi
these two are on repeat atm

🤗🤗

here ya go 😘

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and then assume I'm american

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me when the Aussies say they love my accent

a likely story!

😴

*walks into the room, air freshener goes off

what are you saying

hi gay

Happy Birthday big guy! 🎉🥳

birthday boy

yesterday was my birthday

squad

Fuck, I keep forgetting I was going to be more social/active on here

🙌🏻

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going dancing

oh nooooo

!γTuAɘᗺ

They're on the side of a milk carton under "MISSING"

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance

we're so back

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14 hour delay

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your vertebrae when I get my hands on you

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find them

My hugs also double as a spinal corrective treatment

multiple aussies in melb: oh you're american

me: canadian

them: isn't that part of america?

me: i mean

Okay but that roof??

so would mine ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ

Vomit with extreme prejudice!