As an Oregonian I am thrilled with her being forced to resign, but we don't want her back.

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Something something leopard something.

Pretty sure this is what Caitlyn voted for.

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#Good

Never understood the appeal.

65 year old man looks to retire, shocks capitalism to its core.

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Came here to say this!

From my garden to you!

That is why half of them voted for him.

This is so dumb...

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I am sure it will be ok.

Never understood the hype.

Please do!

We would not be where we are today without the tea party.

That's fucking funny! We deserve it all.

Not sure anyone said this yet but Fetterman is a yes.

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Kind of tired of posting this.

He is pro crime!

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This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.

#Facts

We are living in a #parody.

NEWS: Bette Midler just released a remake of Woody Guthrie’s classic protest song “All You Fascists Bound to Lose,” updated to fit the current moment and urge action ahead of the midterms.

You have to listen to this.

Do we think they are still Paul Ryan's favorite band?

For the love of God, will you not think about the president's feelings... C'mon people.

You are the hero we need in this time. Thank you for your service!

How many are you up to?

Long live Kelly Anne for that one.

Pretty wild. These were our allies.