Happy birthday George!!!!!🌈❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️

good job buddy!!!❤️❤️❤️

IG screencap of me talking to a friend about star trek shows

I am once again asking for a wider variety of shows and genres set in the #startrek universe.

Here's one idea I came up with this morning:

Got a rash on my face in the shape of a roadrunner. I think I might have acme.

Absolutely 🙋🏾‍♀️

If you wait long enough to cook dinner, everyone will eat cereal.

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I went to a hooka lounge run by belgian surrealists but every shisha I tried n'est pas une pipe

There's an old expression "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." Unfortunately, cats can't read nor understand old expressions.

Are Beer Goggles made by Hopticians?

Lift with your legs

beautiful!!!!!❤️

reporter takes 12 edibles…one hour later:

Earl grey tabby kitty boy lying on tile floor near backyard slider with just his front paws in a sunbeam.

Happy #WhiskersWednesday!

Earl didn’t have enough energy to make it into the sun, so charging his front paws 🐾 until he stores enough power to completely pull himself into the sunbeam to fully charge.

#Hedgewatch #CatsofBluesky

These boxes are not moving. A mind-bending optical illusion by Japanese artist Jagarikin.

Me, after fully committing to exercise more.

GM World! Me and Argyle the wonder hound out and about on a fabulous first Saturday in May. Hope everyone has a fabulous weekend!!!👬🌈❤️

A plastic sealed food packet with a label earring the text, ‘Amazon Kitchen. Orem ipsum dolor & cheddar wrap.’

I do love a bit of Lorem Ipsum, either dolor or fried, I’m easy…

EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA

can’t stop thinking about that time at the planetarium where they showed us a picture of earth and everyone booed.

awesome congrats 🎉 🌈❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️🌈❤️

we saw u across the bar and we hate ur vibe

😂😂😂
Today’s winner

Leaving a bookstore with your arms full of books has big "look at these cool rocks I found" energy

"what's your dream job?" I would like to simply not participate in society