the way they say wartortle is really awesome it just played back in my head reading this. like it sounds like they’re stepping forward in a sumo wrestling position. i guess cuz that’s a turtle pose

walking to buy weed on lunch and saw two people on a patio taking a pic of their aperol spritzes … seeing someone else eat my fav burrito at a cafe … people eating outside talking about white lotus … life rocks on a thursday

agree but also chex mix bold is telling chex mix original that she has that shirt too kinda

pullback toy of an ohmu from Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind. It is a large green insect or pillbug like creature with many blue eyes

here he is. he's so little

getting a paper towel cuz u spilled a bit here

putting "Watch This Space..." on my tombstone

right that did feel big for legitimacy thanks andy cohen and co

graduated chop of my class from khia university

especially considering the narrative of the short they were accepting the award for like .. come on!!

as a chikorita lover it really is an epidemic … people have such a hatred for her … they want to see her dead … but every time, she will rise. no weapon formed against chikorita shall prosper

this is so silly i like it

I knew I saw this one somewhere and I found it!! Sometimes they’ll upload art of newer cards without text on their social medias, found a very clean list of them here www.pokebeach.com/2023/12/crea...

Patrick Schwarzenegger, Sarah Catherine Hook and Sam Nivola of "The White Lotus"

When I watched my "White Lotus" season and this shot came up, I was so busy laughing at Patrick Schwarzenegger CLEARLY being stylized to look like his dad in "Terminator" that I missed that the kids are Mizaru/Kikazaru/Iwazaru - the See/Hear/Speak No Evil Monkeys.

yesssss season 3!!!

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

his queen is out and i’m checking his mate

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

what a good song to pair that with

wasn’t paying too much attention to super bowl in first half but it seemed like every time i looked back at the screen the eagles had 50 more points

he dairy my queen until something comes out of that thing

fly joe fly!!!!!!!

me in front of mirror wearing paddy’s pub shirt says south philadelphia pa like where the eagles are from

me mirror again i’m flexing a bit green shirt no sleeves the window behind my head is giving a big glare kind of obscuring my face but it’s still me

go birds asf

happy birthday!!! you are nailing dilf already

i do not get the hype on wings cuz it’s so much hassle and so mess for a few chunks of meat like let me eat a nugget or tender or sandwich or anything else

had to get a quick dub before the gym … i use my victory crown to bless your battles today, warrior

celebrating a victory royale in fortnite

super bowl WHO?

amor gitano by beyonce and alejandro fernandez, apple music displaying a picture of beyonce

i should’ve used this pic though

it’s such a good song andrea it’s so good i was driving on the freeway with the windows down for the first time since the fires cuz air quality and i was belting thisss it’s the best song