Just the sort of thing Liam Neeson would say in this situation

Alison Steele, the first female DJ on FM rock radio, had an Elizabeth Waldo track as her theme music.

tough call

Because he wasn’t making $13 million a year?

Stearns says “he was making our closer look bad”

@daaffi515.bsky.social The Mets have outrighted Austin Warren to Double-A Binghamton

Ronny Mauricio hit three homers tonight for Syracuse #ReversetheCurse

Tomorrow he will sign with Scott Boras

@daaffi515.bsky.social Austin Warren struck out his first batter and Mets fans have started an “MVP” chant

@daaffi515.bsky.social Has Roger McDowell got anything in the tank? #bullpen

Brick 1
Dick 0

Follow the money.

Tim Cook (pictured) getting squeezed out by the Apple board

Buh-Bye Tim Cook, you worthless MAGA simp. 🍎

@daaffi515.bsky.social OK, so it’s not all bad news… #Mets

“It’s not what you look like when you’re doin’ what you’re doin’, it’s what you’re doin’ when you’re doin’ what you look like you’re doin’.” 🪩

Flip it over *carefully*

Late last season I swore I saw Mendoza send up Sergio Ferrer to pinch-hit.

The Mets are so bad that they’d issue a press release announcing the firing of Jessica Mendoza.

Richard Lovelady, Washington Nationals lefty, airbrushed into a New York Mets uniform. Fingers crossed, Mets fans!

The Mets, seeking bullpen help, have reached out to the Nationals in the hopes of acquiring wily vet Richard Lovelady.

@daaffi515.bsky.social The Mets saw the White Sox play last year and took it personally. That’s my only explanation.

JHop

This can help! ☕️🧪☠️

His presidential library will contain only swatch books. “Look at this one, this one’s nice, I ordered it for my plane it’s so nice (etc.)”

@tourismelanaudiere.bsky.social ce n’est pas un hôpital, c’est un égout
#Joyce 🇨🇦

Rain Delay Theatre with an actual Mets game in progress. We’re reaching new lows every day.

Not all Republicans are MAGA.
The overwhelming majority of MAGA are Republicans.

Did Mr. Met shade his ass too?

He’s already too full

Made with reasonable-quality chicken parts

@lifesafeast.bsky.social 🥔🌩💡👇🏻