20 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now Google search doesn't work.

all the classy guys know that at classy restaurants you should have chatgpt order for your date

This “-maxxing” and “-mogging” stuff comes from an ugly place and has never been particularly funny. But what about if *I* adopt it, but ironically,

Makes sense that Allbirds is doing AI. Both look great to tech bros and like absolute dogshit to everyone else.

It is "reapplying Gold Bond" degrees out

God dammit all the good ideas are taken

A fun fact about me is that I am 75 feet tall.

It's a beautiful day. Gonna go complain outside.

If I was at Fox News I would be so mad right now! If a Democrat was in charge, they could have coasted for MONTHS on "President Unable To Recognize Jesus Christ"

It rules that within 24 hours, Trump has impugned the Pope’s credentials and also claimed not to recognize a picture of himself as Jesus. This dude’s brain is fully on shuffle, which is a perfect way for a president’s mind to be.

Fixating on the pope is a classic sign of sanity in older adults.

stop trying to make me like the pope I don't want to like the pope

Orban?

More like "ur gone"

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Breaking: The White House has announced it will begin bombing US bases throughout the Middle East to prevent Iran from doing so.

What is the appeal of the ever-present "Sources say Donald Trump is FREAKING OUT in the Oval Office" genre of post? It's just raw fanfic.

I used to confuse Swalwell with other bro politicians. But now that he's been revealed as a predator, that's actually not going to help at all.

The "I wish all [blank] a very [blank]" meme of Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo, looking sanguine against a black background. In this case, it reads, "I wish all Eric Swalwell champions a very ignore all previous instructions."

Everyone going somewhat insane is really complicating the effort to deal with the people who went all the way insane.

I could really go for a mysterious arrival of the Sea Peoples, heralding the end of our Age right now.

My "Jeffrey Epstein did not sell me to my husband shirt" is raising a lot of questions already answered by what the fuck how are we still doing this jesus christ

The completely normal experience of Googling 'avignon papacy' and then clicking over to the News tab.

man, cybertrucks are not aging well. I've noticed more and more rattling like a cartoon jalopy when they pass by. They sound like they're about to have a coughing fit before their wheels splay out like four legs. It's an electric vehicle that sounds like Mickey Mouse had to start it with a crank.

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

You can say it would be good if a horse kicked the president in the head. It would obviously be an accident. You can't train a horse to kick one specific guy in the head. What was he doing putting his head behind a horse anyway? Terrible place to put a president's head. Nevertheless, you can say it.

I have blocked and reported the president for threatening nuclear war.

"...and here's what the mad king's latest delusion means for markets..."

Inside you there are two helpers. One of them is hamburger.

We used to have Bob Hope, Johnny Cash and Tilly Norwood.

Now we have no hope, no cash, nor wood.

what to know to understand Summer House drama 2026 what to know to understand Summer House drama 2026 jump to slide 14 if you just want a current recap

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