Oompa Loompa doompita dee
Stop doing high-skilled labor for free

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!

Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.

But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.

NEW YORK YANKEES MOST RUNS ALLOWED OVER 2-GAME SPAN IN POSTSEASON FRANCHISE HISTORY 21 RUNS

Just a quick note: this stat appeared after only 12 innings of Blue Jays offence 😂😂

I just couldn't get this "Dragula" parody idea about cybertrucks out of my head.

All audio had to be done in 1 take with no warmup; I do not have a studio & I didn't want my partner to suffer more than necessary. That's the only thing I'll apologize for.

Country over party

Elbows up, Canada.

John "Paddy" Hemingway, Last Survivor Battle of Britain Dies at 105

Hitler planned Sept 1940 invasion of Britain. Just 749 fighter planes beat back Luftwaffe 2,550

Paddy shot down 4 times

“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/w...

No matter how divided Canada has been by its politics, it’s comforting to know that all party leaders have remained unanimous in their support of Ukraine.

Drake rn:

I laid the wreathe for Canadians murdered by Nazis in the Abbaye d'Ardennes.
Our young lie in fields all over Europe.
They fought to free others from evil.
For Elon Musk to give the fascist salute and say it's time to "get over nazi guilt" - Fuck him.
And fuck those who say Canada should bend.

“Toronto is the first place where I really felt at home. These fans, they’re crazy. They’re the most passionate fans in the world. I know how much those losses hurt, especially to Boston. But I hope they know it kills me, too. Fuck, man. It really does. “I hope signing [the Leafs’ contract] was a clear message back that I want to be here. This is it. This is home. “The city and the fans have always been so good to me. I think it’s because they know I’m right there with them. It’s why I love living downtown, stopping to talk, being surrounded by people. I want to feel connected, like we’re in it together. “When it’s all said and done, I just want to be the guy that was on the team that won the Cup for us. Forget about everything else. That would be the only thing that would matter. That’s why I signed here. I want to win a championship more than anything.” – William Nylander on being a Toronto Maple Leaf

man remember how there were years of idiotic discourse about whether we should trade this guy for a bucket of tacks

Hangman 100%. Say whatever you want about him but it would also pain me if MJF ever left

Gonna be a big platter of nachos for us

Amulet diff in the end there

MITCH MARNER 🚨

TIE GAME ON THE POWER PLAY

Claudio ragdolling Darby 😧

Repost this with a cool picture you've taken at an
#AEW show. 📸🤼

Forbidden Door 2

Love look at the Argos medical staff

Damn, Brandon

Canadians: You stupid Americans with your archaic Imperial measurements

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