Let’s remove a child from a school environment when IMO they need 1 to 1 support in specialized environments til they learn to self regulate. My #UCP is drawing a line here

‘students you can EARN your way, of course, into public school inclusion BUT you can EARN your way OUT too! YES! I said this!🤯

Recommendation 5 is an Addendum added SOLELY by Chair Justice Miller. The other Majority Commission mbrs did not agree. The Judge feared #UCP would accept our Minority Report

So I took Justice Miller’s good-faith addendum & flipped it!
I am a cheater!
#Gerrymandering #MLAElectoralInterference

I like that … #CutTheBullSmith! lol

This is how Bruce Springsteen opened his concert in Los Angeles last night. 🔥🔥

Footage from @margaret_nagle on Threads.

Judge orders pause on signature validation process for Alberta independence petition | CBC News A judge has granted a month-long stay preventing Alberta’s chief electoral officer from certifying the results of a petition to force a referendum on a proposal for Alberta to separate from Canada.

WTF! Spanky…track down Minister Amery RFN! This court shall not have inherent jurisdiction over its own court. The UCP has already unduly interfered in the Citizen Initiative Act. Who does this Judge think she is? They say Judicial Independence is the cornerstone of Democracy. I don’t want that!!!

👀 Ok lookee here. This is a bold faced lie. I am lying. Each day I am more intentional, more deceitful & more deliberate in my lies.

ie. I know for a FACT @lukaszukab.bsky.social filed the #ForeverCanadian petition under the ‘legislative pathway’ yet I bolster this lie! #pantsonfire #ableg #abpoli

Mr. Speaker, it’s my pleasure to introduce Bill 25 - An Act to Remove Education and Diversity from Alberta Schools.
#ableg #abpoli 👇🏻

I kicked Scott Sinclair out of my UCP Caucus for raising concerns about my Shit-Stain Finance Minister’s Provincial Deficit budget but I’m ok with JASON STEPHAN seeking signatures on the Independence position.

Surprise Surprise Surprise
#abpoli

Wow. Don’t mind me. I guess all these criminal investigations swarming around me AND my UCP is starting to have me come unglued. Usually I’m so calm and collected when I’m engaging in misconduct and lying straight to your face.
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 🐝🐝🐝

Ho
Li
Shit 👀

Me thinks my CoS doth protest too much. Besides, we own all the tinfoil! We purchased it in bulk with UCP Turkish Tylenol. 👊

I want to clarify my Chief of Staff’s remarks. At no time did I reasonably address issues stemming from our province’s economic dependency on foreign workers. Nono. Alternatively, my anti-immigration proposal serves to rage-farm for ‘supermajority support’ from Berta’s finest racists/bigots! #abpoli

And by keeping taxes low, my UCP GOVERNMENT means raising your property taxes by 60% over four years in Calgary to pay for Education shortfalls due to our persistent, petulant, egregious conduct. #yyc #abpoli

Alberta government projects $9.4B deficit with no plan to return to balanced budgets | CBC News Finance Minister Nate Horner says his United Conservative Party government must break some of its own fiscal restraint laws to weather an increase in population that came without an economic boom.

Not good #abpoli

Alberta preparing to move all sheriffs to new provincial police service | CBC News A new provincial police service plans to train about 600 Alberta sheriffs as police officers with six weeks of additional training, Public Safety and Emergency Services Minister Mike Ellis says.

Today I unveiled the next step in Rob Anderson’s Alberta Prosperity Project - this is our UCP version of I.C.E.

I’m going to give grade 12 educated civil servants a loaded fucking handgun after each of them pass my vocational training program. #Abpoli

Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ | Watch News Videos Online Watch Alberta referendum: Danielle Smith calls Notley and Lukaszuk’s ‘Nazi’ comments ‘disgusting’ Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca

I am NOT a Nazi.

There is a distinction to be made between the immoral conduct of Adolf Hitler and his Gestapo/Stasi war criminals versus me and my UCP authoritarian regime…

And if anyone can make that distinction, by all means, please leave comments below. #ableg

First, Bonne Belle cosmetics went out of business yrs ago. Evidently I still had some make-up

Second, I just announced my deflection plan…a Referendum on Immigration. Just gonna skip over 438,568 voter signatures on the prevailing #ForeverCanadian petition

Third, I am a bonafide #existentialthreat

Tomorrow!

Premier to talk immigration in her address to Albertans Thursday | CBC News Premier Danielle Smith said the province is facing combined pressures from decreased revenues as oil prices trend lower and increased costs of covering services for a rapidly growing population.

BREAKING: My UCP budget is fucked. I relied on oil revenue despite consistent WARNINGS to diversify. Now I’m claiming I inherited this problem.

STRATEGY: I’m playin the race card! Watch for my big announcement tomorrow on Immigration! I am
relying on your bigotry to see me through! #Deflection

Right! 🤔

My Chief O Staff has some communication advice for all of us with respect to our FAQ’s on this Separation Movement I facilitated.

Tell you what… FA-Q Robbie!
#abpoli

#Canada was just introduced at the Winter Olympics opening ceremonies, Milan Italy! But I’ve opted to use my social media to post about denouncing climate action. So allow me to use Bluesky to say ‘Good Luck/Bonne Chance’ to all our 🇨🇦Olympic Athletes. Canadians living in Alberta are so proud of you!

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: As previously stated, I want to ‘direct’ judges & I want to unduly influence all Alberta Courts. AND if I don’t get my way, I will throw a tantrum by withholding funding & interfering with the administration of Justice.

I think somebody dropped me on my head as a baby #abpoli

This 👇🏽👇👇🏻👇🏼👇🏽👇🏾👇🏿

Yikes 😬😬😬

Weekend Reminder!

Go Separatists!
Go Canada!

How are you not getting my mixed messaging? #abpoli

Never forget that my #UCP passed Bill 14 to give the Separatist movement a foothold
#Berta #abpoli

I dunno. Maybe I’m just internalizing or something. You don’t think this is aimed at me do you? #ableg #abpoli #YouSeePee #ExistentialThreat

Please review my #UCP policy on GUN possession, defence of self & property etc. I’m developing this ‘sovereignty-gun-thang within a United Alberta’ while fuelling tensions by stoking the secession & immigration fire at the same time! What could possibly go wrong? #abpoli

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2023 Demetrios #YYCBow got 13275 votes. In 2027 Tories WILL run a STRONG conservative candidate. If NDP holds at 12552, this riding flips. My Minister’s Press Secretary just called 6500 voters ‘meritless’

Golly, I hope Tories don’t strategically run 8 selfless candidates just to flip UCP ridings😈