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Posts by Professional Third Wheel™

screenshot of skyrim and the creepy mannequin

screenshot of skyrim and the creepy mannequin

was looking through old screenshots for some reason and remembering the time this mannequin in my house in skyrim would spawn in different places each time i loaded in like it was following me

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Internet in Australia is rapidly becoming unusable without a VPN due to age verification. You need to verify your age to use some weather and calculator apps now. Scam apps and phishing sites are starting to realise they can just ask for your ID straight up and people will give it up. Insane shit.

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Honestly I think it's good that em dashes have been co-opted by LLMs because they're kinda sloppy writing devices. Organize your thoughts better and you don't need them.

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Sissel Kyrkjebø - Solveigs Song
Sissel Kyrkjebø - Solveigs Song YouTube video by sisselfan

good morning www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMO-...

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"progressive billionaire" ok well as always my enthusiasm was short-lived

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you simply love to hear it

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The Inside Story of Five Days That Remade the Supreme Court

"Even as they debated the Obama plan’s possible burden on the power industry, in the entire chain of correspondence obtained by The Times, not a single justice … mentioned the dangers of a warming planet as one of the possible harms the court should consider.” www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

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ok @aduralde.bsky.social was absolutely right: "Come Back to the 5 and Dime..." was fucking great. if for no other reason than Kathy Bates screaming, "I'M HAPPY GODDAMNIT". gonna have to echo the sentiment that straight men should consider not having opinions for a while until we sort all this out

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Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

Data and Riker chilling in a trailer and blasting cigs

It’s the freakin weekend

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we could learn a lot from them. worms

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The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 3: The Good, the Bad, and the Lucky

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3, Episode 3: The Good, the Bad, and the Lucky

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impormable on tumblr: "Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!"

impormable on tumblr: "Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!"

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Getting a warm feeling from checking in on an algorithm and seeing that it is still getting me completely wrong

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given the number of bands out there i guess it shouldn't feel unusual that there are (at least) three bands with the initials BoC but it does feel unusual that there are (at least) three bands with the initials BoC.

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More on cats’ meows!
This is Jack, a cat with pharyngeal paralysis, which causes him to have the deepest meow in the world

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i approve of his policies and whatever but i'm sick of this guy's videos already. still, grateful to finally hear "pied-a-terre" said out loud so i don't have to fumble it if i ever need to say it

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I think it's telling that the only people still thinking about Hamnet are its biggest haters, myself among them. I will always stop whatever I'm doing to read a scathing review, both to ease the sense of insanity I felt at everyone adoring it and because it's just plain fun

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Someone put up cute little clip-art pictures of toilets on the bathroom doors at work. My nice but serious coworker looks at them and asks with genuine curiosity, "is there humor behind this?" It was like hearing a Vulcan speak i loved it

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i pushed through the first five or six episodes of season 3 of Drag Race. finally gave up and put on season 6 (which i've already watched many times) and it is such a breath of fresh air. wow this show can be fun, with likable people!

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The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 1, Episode 4: Rangeboy

The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 1, Episode 4: Rangeboy

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I'm going to start law school in the fall so this feels like good information to have

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Ari cooks on everything and I know that makes a certain type of movie snob so so mad but it's the truth

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Liberal politics in a nutshell

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A piece of junk mail that says, "INSIDE: The shocking and disturbing reason why 5.9 million donkeys will be killed this year..."
Beside that caption is a picture of a sad looking donkey. An arm is coming from off the page holding a hammer with an arrow pointing at the donkey's head, indicating violence. The donkey has a speech bubble and is saying (???), "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"

A piece of junk mail that says, "INSIDE: The shocking and disturbing reason why 5.9 million donkeys will be killed this year..." Beside that caption is a picture of a sad looking donkey. An arm is coming from off the page holding a hammer with an arrow pointing at the donkey's head, indicating violence. The donkey has a speech bubble and is saying (???), "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?"

There is some graphic designer out there having the time of their life

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he'd get this question wrong on the LSAT then. it breaks down easily to conflict --> -bless. if conflict, not blessed. if blessed, not a conflict. pretty easy tbh i'd say this would be like a 75th percentile question

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JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

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character limit for posts should be 12

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fully, completely internalizing and accepting my mediocrity as a pianist has been incredible. i'm just now about to sit down to jam out some garbage and it will nourish my soul as much as if i were doing rach 3 with a full orchestra

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never a good idea to check in on the 'ol hairline

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