Every time you use a single-letter variable, God kills a kitten.
Have mercy. Please think of the kittens.
Posts by Jeff Matson
It's here! Guess what we're doing this weekend!? #ResidentEvilRequiem
What are the chances of my favorite wrestling promotion doing a show for the neurodivergent community on my birthday?
Answer: 100%
Time for my neurodivergent ass to spend my birth-evening watching #SuperpowerSlam!
(BTW: you can too - it's on YouTube)
www.youtube.com/live/nrYTZaR...
Enjoy
youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I?...
Yes. Definitely drugs. 😂
It's finally time for #GCWNGIX! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!
Sup homies?
Just had a funny thought:
People mistake Great Pyrenees for Golden Retrievers all the time.
Now imagine a dognapper making that mistake. 😂
“Look at that big white retriever! It’s chill too! Jackpot!”
*leaps fence*
“WTF?! How did it go from snoozing to ‘murder mode’ so fast?!”
I got my Art the Clown tattoo back when all we had was the first movie + the shorts. It’s about time I turned it into a full @terrifierfilm.bsky.social piece.
I can’t decide which Sienna I should get:
- Angel?
- Clown Cafe?
- Crown of thorns?
- Something else?
Thoughts? @laurenlavera.bsky.social?
Pics or it didn’t happen.
Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣
Couldn't resist. He coming. 🤣
Never trust the Gorton’s fisherman. He knows what you did last summer.
I decided to make a #WPDrama coin on Solana. Now you, the community, can become an existential threat. Enjoy the WP drama.
birdeye.so/token/FForjJ...
You can even stake it on Meteora's new M3M3 platform to earn rewards. Details on that in the replies.
great pyrenees dog, on top of a washing machine, looking out a window
Things I never thought I would have to say until I got a Great Pyrenees #73619:
"Please don't climb on the washing machine..." 🤦♂️
screenshot of bluesky notification feed, showing lots of incoming followers
Screenshot of Jeff Matson's Bluesky bio.
I wonder how everyone is discovering me. Followers have been rolling in for the last few weeks, even though I hadn't been actively using Bluesky at all.
It doesn't look to be bots either. Many are either people I know or followers from X/Twitter.
Guess I should cross-post here more often. 🤷♂️
* Knowing the people behind it, it's probably pretty damn good, but that legal disclaimer is... ummmm... something...
LOL @ GoDaddy 🤦♂️*
Oh no. GIFs don’t work on Bluesky. I’m gonna go cry now.
I guess maybe I should start using this thing.