ouija board (1/5)

She's right and she should say it.

I personally doubt the arbitrator's that picky...

the most bold and prescient adaptational choice stand alone complex made was to respond to masamune shirow laying down “the major should have multiple hot lesbian girlfriends at all times” with yeah. and she should be ignoring them to post on forums

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

I KNOW YOU, YOU'LL STAY TRUE,
THREAD THE NEEDLE.

A little micro-cover for the new year, as is tradition. Despite the hardship, 2025 was easily the best year of my life, and I'm ready to make 2026 even greater. Never slow down.

[Thread The Needle - Pigeon Pit]

gargoyle girl

And The Third Brought Fire And The Third Brought Fire - Kindle edition by Cobolt, Dragon. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading And The Third Brought Fire.

Marion "Nix" Nixon is a technician - a mediator between mortal humanity and the divine machinery that they use every day. But in the stultifying British Empire, being a technician is a role reserved for men alone - and Nix is anything but! #lesbian #steampunk #erotica

Unfortunately, I think I've seen this metaphor play out literally in the comment sections of recipe websites

No, it's in space

I just tried to "up dog" my seven year old nephew.

"hey, do you have up dog?"

Him: "Yeah!" And runs off to his room.

He comes back with a toy: the dog from "Up".

"it's the Up Dog"

Damn he got me

a miracle of science (1/2)
#ocsky

A fully anglicised version of China

[ #oc ] What’s inside? I’m not sure

Novels don't count because people who complain about this don't read.

[metroid] [halo] chatting

to be loved is to be seen

Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"

Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.

I love this text post so I drew it

art of a white haired android/robot sitting down and looking at the viewer while wearing big chunky sneakers.

My friends don't understand my vision (based on a real conversation from a few weeks ago that I thought was funny).

You could try, but I think it would struggle with both the historical authenticity and dramatic tone.

I am *quite* amicable to that idea as well but I think it would not technically fulfill the "historically authentic" part of the prompt.

I sorta want there to be a historically authentic and dramatic-toned TTRPG about being house staff in Victorian England, but also named Maid RPG to confuse everyone

I don't think the framing is quite there for it, but with just a little different framing it absolutely would be.

Hey! Chaos Undivided are the ones who believe in cooperation and being team players

it was saved to desktop fuck my stupid 67 life bruzzere

FOUND THE FILE

Absolutely

Leslie's class has a really good Greek chorus thing going on sometimes

Second-biggest. Behind Jacob.